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August 31, 2007

Like I Have Time For This Place!

I've been waaaaaaaaay too busy. That's right, we all know how hoppin' real estate is right now, so given all the closings, I've been spending all my time trying to figure out what to do with all the money.

So, what have I really been doing?

The real answer is too boring. Working for free. Stressing: Stress eating and stress zitting, those keep me pretty busy. Doing the single mom thing. Doing a little babysitting every now and then.

So....I did a budget tonight. Which I loathe. Been dreading for quite some time. As I stare at the Excel spreadsheet, an image pops into my head. It's Christopher Lloyd holding the electrical cables in Back to the Future, with a panicked look on his face. Oh shit! They don't meet!

Therefore, from here on out, I will be living within my means.

I wonder if the school bus will pick up Priss from my tent. Because...I'd really hate to have to bicycle her in.

Am I finished whining????????

For now. You are dismissed. See you next month, whether you are dirty or not.

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August 06, 2007

Here...I'll Bend Over...

Are there any people left out there? Naw, didn't think so. No, I'm writing for spammers. Hopefully, they are enjoying. I know I appreciate the lengthy comments.

I've let the weeds grow up around this place, abandoned, roach infested...I may have to bulldoze it.

Or...or, maybe I'll start a company named Spaminex. I mean, shit, I hire someone to cut my lawn monthly. This can be monthly blog maintenance. You give someone the keys, and they keep it clean.

I think Paul will be my CEO.

[No, no, don't fact check me. I'm well aware that I am, once again, behind the curve on this one....!]

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