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January 27, 2006

Ugga's My Man!

This was taken in my office, my desk in the background, the world's finest paper-weight front and center...


But you know what's really odd about this cute little fella?

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January 16, 2006

Almost Home...


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One For Da Blogfadda

Miss Priss's cat on Miss Priss's bed...


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Sit Yo Ass Down

The idea of a man sitting to pee is starting to grow on me.

I'm betting that that set-up lessens, if not eliminates, the crusty pube in gelatinous urine prob, which halos most porcelain thrones frequented by those thoughtless brutes who prefer to stand.

The lid remaining down all through the night? Well, that's just gravy.

Regarding the sample epitaph - brilliant. Glad I thought of it. Anyone else like to submit a sample epitaph? Winner gets a spot on the virtual stone when this here blog lands itself a place to rest in da Velocinecropolis.

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January 04, 2006

Merry Christmas! Happy Groundhog Day!

...and everything in between!

Okay, so I've missed a few things while I was on vacation in St. Moritz.

Or I could have been cleaning out closets, nursing a mono-stricken child, and playing Santa.

No, no... It was definitely the former; I like that one better.

I have a blogroll to go through, but I won't have the time tonight or tomorrow, so would you all be so kind as to highlight for me what I've missed over the past month+?

Here's what I've already gathered:

Blogworld Santa is HOT!

The Grinch has me on the roll next to a kitten killer. (No worries; the Grinch's contrite heart should be growing to three times its normal size any minute now.)

I think my girlfriend may have cheated on me with her husband. (Congratulations, honey; Vegas Blogmeet '07! That's right, you saw it here first!)

I meant to send a penguin card to da SW couple. I have one even... But instead, I got one from them, da honies. And speaking of, I also received a card featuring two beautiful children, from the sweetheart of blogworld, one of many whom I have missed terribly while in solitary.

I neglected to send Rudolph the Red-Nosed Douchebag to Her Purginess, but I haven't forgotten. Hey, you're gettin' douched, Princess, just as soon as I craft the antlers!

Phin's New Year's Resolution is to consult the great Velocigodhippie before making decisions of import, and it's all wrapped up in wholesome sacrilege.

And - did I read this right?! - Sammy Baby, are you giving up French kissing? Brutal.
Personally, I resolve to take vitamins and floss almost every day.

Okay, so that's where I'm at. What else have I missed?

Update: I can't believe that I missed THIS! Thanks for the email, Neck, and the offer to contribute. Tammi... I feel your pain, hon.

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