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December 31, 2006

Happy New Year!


(Note: This is not unlike a typical Key Monroe dream, a handful of hotties with drinks + some idiot dancing in lederhosen.)

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December 28, 2006

Want to make a dime?

Are you desperate? Uneducated? Lacking in any and all forms of human dignity?

Cool. You could have a career as a spammer.

But seriously, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and yes, I am alive. Though I am a single, unemployed mother, so I use the whole alive term loosely.

But lo! Somehow, I did manage to pull off Christmas... Well okay, it was courtesy Bank of America, and their 0% intro rate. See? See? I didn't have to pimp, welfare, or God forbid spam myself out to pull it off. Charging is the respectable, all-American way. Anyone who paid in full is clearly un-American, therefore, and should be deported for the offense of living within their means.

Regarding Blogworld, I haven't taken a pulse lately. Is it still alive? More alive than Key Issues? Gotta be, right? Assuming so, Happy Holler-days, Blogworld.

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