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December 28, 2006

Want to make a dime?

Are you desperate? Uneducated? Lacking in any and all forms of human dignity?

Cool. You could have a career as a spammer.

But seriously, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and yes, I am alive. Though I am a single, unemployed mother, so I use the whole alive term loosely.

But lo! Somehow, I did manage to pull off Christmas... Well okay, it was courtesy Bank of America, and their 0% intro rate. See? See? I didn't have to pimp, welfare, or God forbid spam myself out to pull it off. Charging is the respectable, all-American way. Anyone who paid in full is clearly un-American, therefore, and should be deported for the offense of living within their means.

Regarding Blogworld, I haven't taken a pulse lately. Is it still alive? More alive than Key Issues? Gotta be, right? Assuming so, Happy Holler-days, Blogworld.

posted by Key on 10:19 PM | Comments (9) | TrackBack (0)

Glad you are still with us. Keep writing and have a great New Year, Cat

Posted by: Catfish at December 28, 2006 10:52 PM

She lives! She lives!

Merry (belated) Christmas, Miz Key...and may your New Year be better than the last one...

Posted by: Elisson at December 29, 2006 01:02 AM

merry christmas key, and happy new year.

you have been missed.

Posted by: shoe at December 29, 2006 08:04 AM

... let fly the bugles and 'CHARGE'!.... Merry Christmas, Key.....

Posted by: Eric at December 29, 2006 09:58 AM

And Happy Holidays to you as well, Ms. Key!

Posted by: Lisa W. at December 29, 2006 11:41 AM

Don't knock spammers. They outearn you. And me. Plus, they give me a reason to live on those days I want to kill someone. Like, today.

Happy New Year.

Posted by: Velociman at December 29, 2006 06:03 PM

Welcome back! Blogworld has, indeed been a bit sparser than normal. Now if someone will just let all y'alls devoted readership know what's going on over in the Blight (hoping that it's just new motherhood and computer issues keeping her Blightness from posting) -- been kind of wierd not seeing any new posts as I click through my bookmarks. I miss checking in on you guys every so often to see what you're all up to. So, good to see you back up again -- A happy and PROSPEROUS New Year to you and Miss P.

Posted by: Marianne at December 30, 2006 04:21 AM

Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: Yabu at December 30, 2006 09:55 AM

Good to see your words again. Happy New Year.

Posted by: kudzu at December 31, 2006 07:22 PM