Somebody Float me 20 Grand!
Quick!
I want to put it in Pedigree stock. Gotta be safe, didn't make the list.
For those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about, you'd better check out THE LIST, so as to make sure you're not accidentally poisoning your pet.
On a personal note, our little Princess P (shown below) is lovin' life. She was allowed to dine upon human food tonight. (Okay, so she gets human food every night, but it doesn't feel as ridiculous tonight.)
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Sis Lives!
Thankfully no pets expired here -- I couldn't have handled the expressions of grief from the females I'm surrounded with.
It's lonely, when you're fueled by testosterone in this household.
Nice to see you back, kiddo. Missed you.
- J
posted by
Joe Tobacco on March 24, 2007 10:12 PM
Holy Cow, TWO posts in the same week :).
BTW, we are having a little (maybe not so little) get-together next week. Shoot me an email or leave a comment at my site if'n you want to make the drive. Kids are welcome too. We have to have something to eat.
BTW, thanks for the link to the list. I have to go check my pet food now.
posted by
Richard on March 24, 2007 10:14 PM
Hey you! Good to see you up and running. Luckily, we didn't make the list...that would have been pretty bad as we've got three dogs. Hope all is well with you. Just know that you have been missed.
posted by
Moogie on March 25, 2007 05:45 PM
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posted by
Payday loan on March 26, 2007 04:01 PM
Oh My God! My dog is going "Urrghh! Grrff! Yich!"
Never mind. Just throwing up a pine cone. And shitting a piece of cedar bark. Crapping on the carpet. I'm all over the black market trying to find this stuff.
posted by
Velociman on March 26, 2007 09:36 PM
This is why I have two. It's always nice to have a spare.
posted by
zonker on March 27, 2007 09:32 PM
Turns out you were prophetic with the people food. Nice to see you blogging.
posted by
Libby on March 28, 2007 05:40 PM
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A Delicate Issue
You guys have met the new pup. (See pics below.)
Let me tell you about her day. She chased the cat, ripped up some toilet paper, ate some cheese flavored mini pringles, and it just repeats with a few notable exceptions.
One: While outside today, I had to whop the sweet little furball upside the head, so as to encourage her to spit out a cat turd.
Two: Several hours later - a few minutes ago in fact - I pulled a nice-looking toothbrush from the very same mouth.
Now, I don't keep my toothbrush in the living room, nor does Priss. So it must be little brother's. Yeah, he's in town, came to visit big sis, was asleep on the sofa when the incident went down.
Not to worry. The toothbrush was back in his bag before he woke. (Just now.)
The real question? You know it. Do I tell?
UPDATE: Okay, okay, I came clean. Let him read the post in fact. To which he laughed, then asked, "You made this up, right?"
Heh, heh. Nope. Evidence in extended entry. And oh yeah, he let her keep it.
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No, that is imformation you keep for later when he pisses you off.
posted by
Keeskennis on March 20, 2007 12:13 AM
It's a well documented fact that dogs' mouths have far fewer nasty bacteria than human mouths, and that their bites are consequently far less prone to sepsis -- better to worry about what your brother may have given the puppy!
That, and save it till he pisses you off.
posted by
Marianne on March 20, 2007 01:11 AM
I'd give the toothbrush to some Jamaicans, and have them send him the pictures. If you know what I mean.
posted by
Velociman on March 20, 2007 08:21 AM
Damn! V-man beat me to the Jamaican Toothbrush reference.
Dog's mouth gotta be better than a Jamaican's anus.
posted by
Elisson on March 20, 2007 04:57 PM
How do you follow those two? I can't honestly say I can outdo their combined knowledge of Jamaican anal implements.
I'd wouldn't tell him... until he was using it, then I'd mention it passing...
posted by
RedNeck on March 20, 2007 09:01 PM
Man, how do you follow those comments? Can I just say what a little cutie she is?
posted by
Libby on March 28, 2007 05:43 PM
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