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October 28, 2007

This, On the Other Hand...

...is marketing genius.

They had me at "like a lawn-chair."

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October 27, 2007

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

I can't take the new BMW commercial. Just the visual? Eh, a little late on the scene given Jeep's campaign, but cute. I'm good with that.

It's the voice-over! The overly maudlin and laughably cliche voice-over. Fingernails on the old-fashioned chalkboard. (Classrooms have whiteboards now, of course.)

I can just visualize the execs wetting themselves with excitement at the unveiling of this, the finished product, and admittedly, I am unreasonably nauseated.

Am I alone in this? Everyone else good here?

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October 22, 2007

Yeah...I Don't See It

Okay, okay, in dear Georgia's defense, she doesn't always have her mouth open...

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[A Key/Cox Creation, though admittedly, he did most of the work.]

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October 21, 2007

Wilted South

Anyone out there catch Sonny on Fox News yesterday? Well... let me tell ya... He were pissed.

Now, if you live in Alabama or Florida, you may be on the "poor planning" bus. Let ATL run out of water, mussels and trout first, etc, etc.

I'm not here to debate that, after all we are only human, and water is one of those luxurious elastic demands, n'est-ce pas?

No, I prefer to discuss Sonny's being pissed. It was highly refreshing. A politician with a genuine, non-smarm, non-suave, unattractive-even emotion.

I think if Bush doesn't listen, Sonny's gonna have a chat with him outside the locker room.

Anyhow, I don't know if I'll make the next event. But I do have a request. I know there will be fire, I know there will be spirits, so I figure it's not that much of a leap to request that you all frolic and chant a bit around the flame. Hey, it could work. Make sure the rain dance gods understand to send proceeds south.

UPDATE: Cat, keep dancing. I awoke around 4am to the soft, foreign sound of rain on my rooftop...Not nearly enough to right the drought, but it's a start. As for bloggers rain dancing on you tube? I like it.

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October 14, 2007

Bin ich Hübsch?

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Much thanks to wardrobe manager and model, and if the Photoshopper would like a piece, I think we need some blonde, braided pigtails.

UPDATE!!!!! Thanks Elisson! See new pic:

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