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March 19, 2007

A Delicate Issue

You guys have met the new pup. (See pics below.)

Let me tell you about her day. She chased the cat, ripped up some toilet paper, ate some cheese flavored mini pringles, and it just repeats with a few notable exceptions.

One: While outside today, I had to whop the sweet little furball upside the head, so as to encourage her to spit out a cat turd.

Two: Several hours later - a few minutes ago in fact - I pulled a nice-looking toothbrush from the very same mouth.

Now, I don't keep my toothbrush in the living room, nor does Priss. So it must be little brother's. Yeah, he's in town, came to visit big sis, was asleep on the sofa when the incident went down.

Not to worry. The toothbrush was back in his bag before he woke. (Just now.)

The real question? You know it. Do I tell?

UPDATE: Okay, okay, I came clean. Let him read the post in fact. To which he laughed, then asked, "You made this up, right?"

Heh, heh. Nope. Evidence in extended entry. And oh yeah, he let her keep it.


posted by Key on 09:32 PM | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)

No, that is imformation you keep for later when he pisses you off.

Posted by: Keeskennis at March 20, 2007 12:13 AM

It's a well documented fact that dogs' mouths have far fewer nasty bacteria than human mouths, and that their bites are consequently far less prone to sepsis -- better to worry about what your brother may have given the puppy!
That, and save it till he pisses you off.

Posted by: Marianne at March 20, 2007 01:11 AM

I'd give the toothbrush to some Jamaicans, and have them send him the pictures. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Velociman at March 20, 2007 08:21 AM

Damn! V-man beat me to the Jamaican Toothbrush reference.

Dog's mouth gotta be better than a Jamaican's anus.

Posted by: Elisson at March 20, 2007 04:57 PM

How do you follow those two? I can't honestly say I can outdo their combined knowledge of Jamaican anal implements.

I'd wouldn't tell him... until he was using it, then I'd mention it passing...

Posted by: RedNeck at March 20, 2007 09:01 PM

Man, how do you follow those comments? Can I just say what a little cutie she is?

Posted by: Libby at March 28, 2007 05:43 PM