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January 04, 2006

Merry Christmas! Happy Groundhog Day!

...and everything in between!

Okay, so I've missed a few things while I was on vacation in St. Moritz.

Or I could have been cleaning out closets, nursing a mono-stricken child, and playing Santa.

No, no... It was definitely the former; I like that one better.

I have a blogroll to go through, but I won't have the time tonight or tomorrow, so would you all be so kind as to highlight for me what I've missed over the past month+?

Here's what I've already gathered:

Blogworld Santa is HOT!

The Grinch has me on the roll next to a kitten killer. (No worries; the Grinch's contrite heart should be growing to three times its normal size any minute now.)

I think my girlfriend may have cheated on me with her husband. (Congratulations, honey; Vegas Blogmeet '07! That's right, you saw it here first!)

I meant to send a penguin card to da SW couple. I have one even... But instead, I got one from them, da honies. And speaking of, I also received a card featuring two beautiful children, from the sweetheart of blogworld, one of many whom I have missed terribly while in solitary.

I neglected to send Rudolph the Red-Nosed Douchebag to Her Purginess, but I haven't forgotten. Hey, you're gettin' douched, Princess, just as soon as I craft the antlers!

Phin's New Year's Resolution is to consult the great Velocigodhippie before making decisions of import, and it's all wrapped up in wholesome sacrilege.

And - did I read this right?! - Sammy Baby, are you giving up French kissing? Brutal.
Personally, I resolve to take vitamins and floss almost every day.

Okay, so that's where I'm at. What else have I missed?

Update: I can't believe that I missed THIS! Thanks for the email, Neck, and the offer to contribute. Tammi... I feel your pain, hon.

posted by Key on 06:39 PM | Comments (8) | TrackBack (1)
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She lives!!

First Kelley, now YOU!!

Awesome week!

Don't tell me you're pregnant, too, though!!

; P

Thank you for your Christmas card, too! Your daughter is beautiful.

Merry New Year and Happy Groundhog Day to you, too!

Posted by: Chrissy at January 4, 2006 07:33 PM

When is Hedgehog Day? I'm told that is a special occasion.

Posted by: Velociman at January 4, 2006 11:12 PM

According to this page, Hedgehog Day is March 12...

Ron Jeremy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Glad I could help! ;-)

Posted by: zonker at January 4, 2006 11:46 PM

Hey! Being next to bloodsport with cats is a place of honor on my blogroll!

Posted by: Acidman at January 5, 2006 02:43 AM

No, no, not, hush-yo-mouth, pregnant! Ack. I am fixed, pregnant-free going on ten years now!

Posted by: Key at January 5, 2006 01:06 PM

Thank Gawd! We all thought you wuz daid!

Or even worse...a prisoner in the Velocihovel, where the sounds made by Cymbal-Clashing Monkeys keep you awake 24/7...

Posted by: Elisson at January 5, 2006 08:48 PM

Yeah!! She's back!! We missed ya darlin'.

Oh, and are you free on Saturday? I've got this blog that is gonna need some major cleanin'.


Posted by: Tammi at January 6, 2006 12:48 AM

Glad to see you are back, ok and not pregnant. Hope to see some more of you soon.

Posted by: Moogie at January 7, 2006 07:41 PM
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