Key Issues

Merry Christmas! Happy Groundhog Day!

...and everything in between!

Okay, so I've missed a few things while I was on vacation in St. Moritz.

Or I could have been cleaning out closets, nursing a mono-stricken child, and playing Santa.

No, no... It was definitely the former; I like that one better.

I have a blogroll to go through, but I won't have the time tonight or tomorrow, so would you all be so kind as to highlight for me what I've missed over the past month+?

Here's what I've already gathered:

Blogworld Santa is HOT!

The Grinch has me on the roll next to a kitten killer. (No worries; the Grinch's contrite heart should be growing to three times its normal size any minute now.)

I think my girlfriend may have cheated on me with her husband. (Congratulations, honey; Vegas Blogmeet '07! That's right, you saw it here first!)

I meant to send a penguin card to da SW couple. I have one even... But instead, I got one from them, da honies. And speaking of, I also received a card featuring two beautiful children, from the sweetheart of blogworld, one of many whom I have missed terribly while in solitary.

I neglected to send Rudolph the Red-Nosed Douchebag to Her Purginess, but I haven't forgotten. Hey, you're gettin' douched, Princess, just as soon as I craft the antlers!

Phin's New Year's Resolution is to consult the great Velocigodhippie before making decisions of import, and it's all wrapped up in wholesome sacrilege.

And - did I read this right?! - Sammy Baby, are you giving up French kissing? Brutal.
Personally, I resolve to take vitamins and floss almost every day.

Okay, so that's where I'm at. What else have I missed?

Update: I can't believe that I missed THIS! Thanks for the email, Neck, and the offer to contribute. Tammi... I feel your pain, hon.