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January 16, 2006

Sit Yo Ass Down

The idea of a man sitting to pee is starting to grow on me.

I'm betting that that set-up lessens, if not eliminates, the crusty pube in gelatinous urine prob, which halos most porcelain thrones frequented by those thoughtless brutes who prefer to stand.

The lid remaining down all through the night? Well, that's just gravy.

Regarding the sample epitaph - brilliant. Glad I thought of it. Anyone else like to submit a sample epitaph? Winner gets a spot on the virtual stone when this here blog lands itself a place to rest in da Velocinecropolis.

posted by Key on 01:24 PM | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Actually I'm known to squirt between the lid and the bowl between 2 and 5 am. So your halo would remain intact in the Hovel.

Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2006 11:06 PM

We mourn the passing of “Key Issues.”
Weeping bloggers grab their tissues.
The archives, index page, and posts
Are gone now, all reduced to ghosts.
No more, the witty epigraph.
Instead, I leave this epitaph:
“The lovely Key I met in Helen?
Her blog’s defunct, commenced to smellin’.
Will it rise, Phoenix-like? We’ll see.
(Does V-man really sit to pee?)”

Posted by: Elisson at January 17, 2006 09:47 AM


Excellent Elisson. You have the job. It pays 2 cents per epitaph, and you just got mine. ;)

Posted by: Key at January 18, 2006 05:01 PM
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