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About that Fat Sac

I'm getting so many google visitors from that one time I referenced Kelley's fat sac. (cul-de-sac that is...)

Everybody lookin' for a fat sac. People, let Key offer you some advice: DON'T BUY YOUR SAC ON THE INTERNET! Jeez. You're making it too easy for them. They don't even have to arrange a buy anymore. All they have to do is troll the internet.

Alas, I reside here in the realm of responsibility, the college days are ancient history, and you'll find no fat sacs here.

Having said that, I must admit, this an utter waste of fatsac.com.