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June 24, 2004


Bad Day.

Closing fell through.

That really sucks when I AM THE SELLER!!

May I have a margarita now? (please.)

Update: If anyone wants a small, renovated farmhouse on a couple of acres in Commerce, GA for what I owe on the stupid thing, let me know. ($20K under appraisal.)

posted by Key on 10:37 PM | Comments (8)
ยป Gut Rumbles links with: southern woman

Have a double... but use this recipe!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at June 24, 2004 11:19 PM

That sounds wonderful, Willie. Can you just email me one? ...the drink, not the recipe. ; )

Posted by: Key at June 24, 2004 11:57 PM

Bummer. You may use my FARTHELLCOCKPISSDAMN oath if it makes you feel better. Just rinse it off before you return it.

Posted by: Velociman at June 25, 2004 12:04 AM

I have to rinse it?

Why? My tongue is clean. (It's my evil fingers that typed that title!)

Posted by: Key at June 25, 2004 12:12 AM

That sucks, I'm sorry. :(

Your cursage is close to mine; I use fuckshithelldamn.

Posted by: pam at June 25, 2004 01:27 AM

Poor baby. Just come here and put your head in my lap and I'll commisserate with you during your time of grief.

Yeah, I KNOW that I'm not wearing any pants. I commisserate better that way.

Posted by: Acidman at June 25, 2004 02:00 AM

Dear Key:

I'm in the throes of EXACTLY THE SAME THING. I restored my home after a housefire four years ago; it doesn't matter that it's NEW, according to the county - he's still freaking out and wants EVERY PIECE OF PAPER EVER DONE on the issue, plus warranties of every stripe and manner.

If he backs out, I'm taking the sign off the front lawn and telling my redneck neighbor that he may kill trees on his own property to park his tin-box-on-wheels, but he'll NEVER kill my spirit.

So there.



Posted by: Will at June 25, 2004 02:26 AM

On the other hand, my house here in Palo Alto, [that I paid $36,000 for] would sell for $750,000 as is, or $800,000 if it burned to the ground. Of course, they pay that to live next to me and if I sold they wouldn't, but go figure.

Posted by: Walter E. Wallis at June 25, 2004 03:59 AM
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