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June 28, 2004

I'll take "digestive disorders" for $500, Alex

Alex: A malady of the small intestine, this ailment results in the backing up of fecal matter into the stomach, forcing an excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces into the esophagus, essentially causing the sufferer to "throw up shit."

ding, ding, ding!

Alex: Yes, Key...

Key: What is Algorarrhea?

Alex: Correct! Make your next selection.

Key: I'll take digestive disorders for $400, Alex.

Alex: This child star has spent her life being viewed as half of whole, having paved the way to fame with the aid of her twin sister. While adopting a darker hairstyle did little to set her apart, being diagnosed with an eating disorder known as anorexia nervosa seems to be doing the trick.

Key: Who is Mary Kate Olsen?

Alex: Correct, Key! You seem to be on a roll. Care to try your luck in Double Jeopardy?

Key: Not tonight Alex! I have a headache. Until tomorrow...

posted by Key on 11:56 PM | Comments (3)

Digestive Disorders for $300:

Question: "What do you call 350 pounds of shit in a pair of 55-inch waist blue jeans?"

Answer: Michael Moore

Posted by: Acidman at June 29, 2004 01:14 AM

Oh, yes...Something about that fat bastard was going to be next, had I not been in such a hurry last night!

Thanks, Rob. ; )

Posted by: Key at June 29, 2004 03:12 PM

I thought he was 400 lbs of shit and no brains ;)

Posted by: Desert Raspberry at June 30, 2004 10:31 PM
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