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July 13, 2004

Sexual Tension

Ahhh, the undercurrent of society, the energy that makes the world go 'round.

Strange stuff.

...a pain in the ass really.

It doesn't discriminate. It doesn't care whether you're rich or poor, black or white, married or single.

It's a very crippling disease, often melting the brains of those affected.

Is it mutual?


The god of sexual tension has a dark sense of humor.

If she didn't, otherwise normal men (or women for that matter) wouldn't walk up to the opposite sex and say, "I know you want me..."

WTF? Sounds like low budget film material.

I think that the few times that the line has been tried on me, I simply laughed.

But I thought If I wanted your ass, I'd be taking your ass. Now, what else do you know that you don't know? Speaking of arrogance...

Here's what I'm wondering...Is it just human nature to assume mutual attraction, or is it simply the old school theory of the inflated ego talking?

posted by Key on 11:05 PM | Comments (10)

Ummmmm, okaaaaaaaaaaay...

Not knowing the circumstances, all that can realy be said is that it is a part of the common ego that when they're willing to say something out loud, that means they DO believe in their hearts there is a mutual attraction.

Is it human nature, not in general I don't think, but it is with a certain subset of folks.

Posted by: Jack at July 13, 2004 11:19 PM

Human nature. Gotta be. ;)

Posted by: pam at July 13, 2004 11:39 PM

Hard to tell...human nature or old school. I say it depends on how we were raised. I've never said "I know you want me...", but I've ALWAYS known when that was the case. Bashful as I am.

Good question.

Posted by: Sam at July 14, 2004 01:49 AM

Key...wasn't talking about you.

Posted by: Sam at July 14, 2004 01:26 PM

This is about me, isn't it?


Posted by: Michael at July 14, 2004 03:32 PM

... I never know... I'm totally clueless in picking up on things like that..

Posted by: Eric at July 14, 2004 04:50 PM

Thanks Pam... That's what I was thinking.

Now I can better understand guys like Jack, Sam and Michael!

Posted by: Key at July 14, 2004 04:51 PM

You mean you really DON'T want me?

Sandra Bullock will be so glad to hear that, 'cause I know SHE really wants me...

My wife is ROTFLHAO as I write this.

Posted by: Jesse at July 16, 2004 05:44 PM

girls like confidence.
but saying that is about as stupid as checking to see if the firecracker went out.
you tell a girl why she SHOULD want, not that she already does.

Posted by: red clay at July 21, 2004 07:14 AM


I was talking with...Key about this the other day and I think it's sort of a personal problem.

Now, me, I very rarely...okay, have never, had a female come up to me and say "I know you want me." Close to that one time, but that's a long story. And one guy, but that's a longer story.

On the other hand, I've known Key for about a year now and...sorry, Key, it's a personal problem. You _exude_ "I need to get laid." If you weren't a nice conservative lady from...well the south, if, just taking an example, you'd been born as a haetara in ancient times, you'd be breaking the hearts, and bodies, of men day in and day out.

In this day and age, and if you weren't who you are personally, your best bet would be to move to Germany. In no more than a year you'd be a "Gold Band" making more money than I do.

There's a reason I created the "seven foot separation" rule when we were looking at houses. Just being in the same _room_ with you makes me have to go home and have a cold shower.

Oh, by the way, hi. I said I'd stop by.


Posted by: John Ringo at August 18, 2004 09:50 PM
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