Key Issues

What's with all these Liberal Defections?

So, Kerry waffles a bit. The man is confused, okay? But there's one thing he knows for certain, and that is that he wants to be the next President of the United States of America! Have you seen or heard him even imply anything to the contrary? ...I didn't think so.

If people would just tell him what he's supposed to say or do to accomplish that goal, I'm sure he would do it. Why should he have to have passion, conviction and a competitive work ethic? How is that fair? Where's your liberal spirit?

Now, be a good little Democrat and give the man the what he didn't earn, but would really like to have anyway.

(Don't worry. If we make a mess, the Republicans will clean it up. Now, let's have some fun and spend some money!)