September 09, 2004
Way Beyond Freaky
Only those who have met me can appreciate this.
My daughter gave me a picture frame for Mother's Day. This is the pic that came with the frame.
The woman in the picture is not me, but I doubt I'm alone in my belief that it's an uncanny resemblance.
(Yes, I am that tall. Yes, I am that broad-shouldered. Yes, my posture does suck that badly. Yes, my hair would be that color if I didn't streak the hell out of it. ...but she just might have a few years on me; with a mile-marker birthday lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce, every little bit counts.)
You're right, it does look like you. ALOT like you , even. I know I've only stalked - I mean, met you once, but I remember ( who could forget ? ) what you looked like, and yes, I think that maybe why the frame was picked out for you.
Very spooky !
Posted by: siso at September 10, 2004 04:07 AMSo now I know who to look for in the lobby bar of the Chalet Kristy (they DO have a lobby bar, don' they? Or at least an Igloo full of beer?)
Personally, I'd do the girl in the pic, if she'd do me.
However: you're not going to have a hydroencephalytic Slavic diaper-shitter in tow, like this girl, are you?
Posted by: Velociman at September 10, 2004 04:25 AMLobby bar! lol.. uh, no. But you've got your pick of watering holes within walking distance.
(And do you honestly think I'd subject kids to such horrors?)
Posted by: Key at September 10, 2004 01:06 PMKey, I've met you. You're a lot better-looking than that skank in the picture.
Of course, as skanks go, she's not THAT bad. I agree with your other commenters. I'd do her.
Posted by: Acidman at September 10, 2004 01:08 PM.. Key, darling... I'll bring my club along... you can borrow it if you wish to beat them off...
Posted by: Eric at September 11, 2004 02:21 AMI htink I've seen you before. Did we used to be married?
Posted by: Buck at September 23, 2004 03:44 AM
HammerHead
