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September 09, 2004

Way Beyond Freaky


Only those who have met me can appreciate this.

My daughter gave me a picture frame for Mother's Day. This is the pic that came with the frame.

The woman in the picture is not me, but I doubt I'm alone in my belief that it's an uncanny resemblance.

(Yes, I am that tall. Yes, I am that broad-shouldered. Yes, my posture does suck that badly. Yes, my hair would be that color if I didn't streak the hell out of it. ...but she just might have a few years on me; with a mile-marker birthday lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce, every little bit counts.)

posted by Key on 11:15 PM | Comments (6)

You're right, it does look like you. ALOT like you , even. I know I've only stalked - I mean, met you once, but I remember ( who could forget ? ) what you looked like, and yes, I think that maybe why the frame was picked out for you.

Very spooky !

Posted by: siso at September 10, 2004 04:07 AM

So now I know who to look for in the lobby bar of the Chalet Kristy (they DO have a lobby bar, don' they? Or at least an Igloo full of beer?)

Personally, I'd do the girl in the pic, if she'd do me.

However: you're not going to have a hydroencephalytic Slavic diaper-shitter in tow, like this girl, are you?

Posted by: Velociman at September 10, 2004 04:25 AM

Lobby bar! lol.. uh, no. But you've got your pick of watering holes within walking distance.

(And do you honestly think I'd subject kids to such horrors?)

Posted by: Key at September 10, 2004 01:06 PM

Key, I've met you. You're a lot better-looking than that skank in the picture.

Of course, as skanks go, she's not THAT bad. I agree with your other commenters. I'd do her.

Posted by: Acidman at September 10, 2004 01:08 PM

.. Key, darling... I'll bring my club along... you can borrow it if you wish to beat them off...

Posted by: Eric at September 11, 2004 02:21 AM

I htink I've seen you before. Did we used to be married?

Posted by: Buck at September 23, 2004 03:44 AM
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