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November 03, 2004

A Child is Born

I have recently given birth people, and I am quite proud of the new addition.

Dave, that is an impressive start, and that's not just maternal bias.

In case you're interested in your heritage, here goes:

The blogfaddah is your maternal grandfather. He's incestuous, so guard your women. Due to his uh, prowess, you have too many aunts and uncles to name, but I'll name one...

Eric is your red-headed step uncle...and if you ever start doing this...particularly in lieu of any other punctuation...you got it from him...

Jim is your big brother, but he's on an extended vacation, so you'll have to get to know him later.

I've chosen Sam and Kelley to be your godparents, and you'll thank me for it. Folks like these two make life in blogworld worth living.

I have no clue who your daddy is. Sorry, it's just that way in blogworld. You'll get used to it. But I can help you narrow the search.

Try Geoffrey, Velocigod, Jack, Denny or David. Let me know if you find any resemblance there.

(Oh, and I'll be commenting all over the place as soon as I can get my stupid blogger log-in to work again.)

posted by Key on 10:57 PM | Comments (8)
» Gut Rumbles links with: another newborn
» The Brier Patch links with: I'm A Godfather

Post a picture of your middle finger, Dave. Blogdom DNA.

Posted by: Velociman at November 3, 2004 11:02 PM

His blog is already fucked up. Dax must be the baby daddy.

Posted by: Geoffrey at November 4, 2004 12:56 AM

Key, are you going to try to get some DNA evidence outta me? Cuz if you are, we can do it the E-Z way, or the HARD way...

Posted by: david at November 4, 2004 04:50 AM

Well, I don't know, there are days (like today...) that I think I'm the bastard stepchild of blogworld, so perhaps you don't want anyone that you LIKE to be associated with me...

but I'd say he looks like Geoffrey to me...

Posted by: Jack at November 4, 2004 12:08 PM

...forget DNA; I'll just collect child support from all of you. ; )

Posted by: Key at November 4, 2004 05:41 PM

Blogspot was jammed yesterday and my site was not showing up. Today seems to be running slow as well. Sorry 'bout that but don't stop comin' round, ya'll.

Posted by: Dave at November 5, 2004 05:59 PM

What about their crazy Liberal Lesbian Aunt Connie?

Everyone needs one.

Posted by: Connie at November 5, 2004 07:43 PM

LOL Connie! Thanks for visiting. May have to make you an honorary member of the family. ; )

Posted by: Key at November 5, 2004 08:33 PM
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