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A Child is Born

I have recently given birth people, and I am quite proud of the new addition.

Dave, that is an impressive start, and that's not just maternal bias.

In case you're interested in your heritage, here goes:

The blogfaddah is your maternal grandfather. He's incestuous, so guard your women. Due to his uh, prowess, you have too many aunts and uncles to name, but I'll name one...

Eric is your red-headed step uncle...and if you ever start doing this...particularly in lieu of any other punctuation...you got it from him...

Jim is your big brother, but he's on an extended vacation, so you'll have to get to know him later.

I've chosen Sam and Kelley to be your godparents, and you'll thank me for it. Folks like these two make life in blogworld worth living.

I have no clue who your daddy is. Sorry, it's just that way in blogworld. You'll get used to it. But I can help you narrow the search.

Try Geoffrey, Velocigod, Jack, Denny or David. Let me know if you find any resemblance there.

(Oh, and I'll be commenting all over the place as soon as I can get my stupid blogger log-in to work again.)