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November 12, 2004

Kiss 'n Tackle

Hey, it beats spin the bottle, and even half-rubber for that matter. People, this is genuine entertainment.

At age 13, there was no better sport in the world than a good 'ol round of kiss and tackle.

For those of you who never played, the set up is similar to duck-duck-goose...circle of people with one in the middle. And yeah, the one in the middle lost the last round, so to speak.

The boys are assigned numbers, the girls letters, then a bingo-sounding combination is called, like G-7. Now. Who chases who depends on who lost the last round. So let's say that last time's loser, and therefore this time's occupant of the center chair, is a female.

Let the games begin. The next two players are getting ready to run. HE (7) wins by getting to the female in the center (home-base) and kissing her, which will prove to be an arduous journey. This is because SHE (G) wins by stopping him…tackling and laying one on him before he can get to her.

He loses, he’s in the middle, and when the next two are called, the guy gets to do the chasing.

People are slung, attacked, tripped, climbed upon, thrown onto innocent bystanders, held down, etc., all the while providing entertainment for the rest of the circle.

What doesn’t this game have? Huh? Challenge, intrigue, sex, violence... That’s what I’m talking ‘bout!

Where you say, did I ever engage in such a foul activity?

Duh... Church camp.

posted by Key on 09:53 PM | Comments (9)

Where the hell are you that it's 10:00PM already?

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at November 12, 2004 10:09 PM

My discriminating template doesn't like the taste of EST. I've set it, I've saved it...it reverts. (It is 5:12 by the clock on my computer.)

Posted by: Key at November 12, 2004 10:14 PM

Oh my God, Becky. We were so like commenting on each other's blogs at the same time!

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at November 12, 2004 10:24 PM

It's so much better when it's mutual, isn't it?

Posted by: Key at November 12, 2004 10:25 PM

Yes it is. Excuse me, I'm going for a cigarette.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at November 12, 2004 10:36 PM

When I was a kid, teenager, someone once gave me some good advice. "If you ever want to get laid, go to church." Gosh darn if they....

Posted by: Sam at November 12, 2004 11:05 PM

I always preferred duck duck penis, but they banned that at Young Life meetings after I attempted to introduce it.

Posted by: Velociman at November 12, 2004 11:46 PM

Reminds me of playing Sardines. And "Kiss the Pot Holder." *sigh* You're making me nostaligic.

Posted by: Omnibus Driver at November 15, 2004 10:01 PM


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