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November 16, 2004

PMS Cookies

Anyone leaves any variation of the whole "moment on your lips" creed, gets their IPO shoved into their nether-nether-land. 'kay?

Okay! So let's make cookies!

First, go buy a 12 oz. bag of Nestle toll house morsels. Turn it over. Use the recipe on the back of the bag for toll house chocolate chip cookie dough. (No need to hold your hand through the boring part.)

Now, you've just begun.

After you've added your 2 cups of chocolate chips, follow with 3/4 cup chopped pecans and 3/4 cup Heath toffee bits. Good... You just put gasm in orgasmic.

Now. Ball the little gems up and stick on the cookie sheet. Garnish tops with M&M's. Hell yeah. Now, bake. Don't leave the room. Watch them.

When the edges are light brown, but the cookies still look raw, PULL OUT baby, you're done.

They'll solidify on the sheet. Mmmmm...

I can't believe I shared this intimate part of my life with you people.

posted by Key on 05:35 PM | Comments (6)

I can't believe it either, but I'm glad you did, just the same. Women folk do some crazy things sometimes. I think it has something to do with the moon lining up with Uranus. But who am I to judge? What color M&M's work best for you? And, what do you mean by "you people"?

Posted by: Fightin Tiger at November 16, 2004 08:28 PM

Now, before you stick them in the oven, sprinkle just a little bit of regular old sugar on top of them. It crisps up and is really good. My sister also adds to hers a handfull of Reeces peanutbutter chips. This adds "Multiple" to the mix.

Posted by: Mamamontezz at November 16, 2004 08:43 PM

Y'all be quiet...I'm starting to sweat.

Posted by: Sam at November 16, 2004 11:28 PM

Yummy...but you actually go a step farther than I do....

I never make it to the "bake" part.

Posted by: Tammi at November 17, 2004 01:55 PM

er er

Posted by: online casinos at April 6, 2005 10:07 AM

oh you are funny....I'm so with ya girl...so much so that I started a whole cookie company dedicated to the idea...oh yeah, I'm THAT serious

Posted by: jen at July 5, 2005 06:29 PM
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