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December 13, 2004

Twas Two Nights Before Last...

...and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a louse.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of cell phones danced in their heads.

And I in my mischief, after fretting about, had just made arrangements for a long night out.

Once out on the town there arose such a clatter,
That I followed the sound to see what was the matter.

And WHAT to my wondering eyes should appear but a table of bloggers and a buttload of beer! ...with a much frazzled barmaid serving scotch neat, I knew in an instant this must be a meet!

More vapid than eagles, the bloggers they came, and I whistled and shouted, and called them by name...

"Hi Sammy! Hi Acid and Cat and Woman of the Blight! Yo Mutant! Yo Cupid! 'Sup Man that is White!"

Partied to the top of their lungs they did, until the law someone called, and did them all in.

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The revelers did realize their time draweth nigh.

So up to their rooms the bloggers they flew,
With a head full of joys and a hangover too.

(The blogger who lives here had nothing to say, so she skipped a day blogging, then spat something gay....)

posted by Key on 05:52 PM | Comments (6)
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Comments

... "man that is white"?.. dayum, baby.... cut me to the bone.... ;)

Posted by: Eric at December 14, 2004 05:45 PM

Hey, tryin to rhyme here!

Posted by: Key at December 14, 2004 05:57 PM

Key...dudette...you gotta let me know when you guys are having another blogger meet in Jawja! I'll even bring what's his name! Maybe.

Posted by: Moogie at December 14, 2004 07:07 PM

Why isn't my trackback pinging? I have issues...

other than not being the Thrill Hammer of the Gods, of course.

Posted by: Velociman at December 14, 2004 10:08 PM


You have almost six months to work on a poem for the next gathering.

I swear...the only reason I've blogged at all is to be able to attend the fest without the label of 'groupie.'

I can't wait.

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