December 27, 2004
Her Primal Purginess Strikes Back!
It all started on December 6, 2003, when Anna put up a seemingly harmless post and link.
Little did she know that when I said "I think I'm gonna have to try it," I meant it:
So Toxie, the tampon angel went to live with her Mama on January 19, 2004.
This year, the mother of my child has not forgotten me. Behold! I give you, the TWINS!
Say hi to Maxie and Paxie! They are new to this world, as they arrived on my doorstep on the eve of Christmas Eve.
The following message from Anna accompanied the little jewels: (in all caps of course, because apparently this is the way the freakish geniuses among us express themselves.)
THIS IS A VERY DISTURBING TRADITION WE'VE BEGUN. HERE'S THE COUSINS OF THE TAMPON ANGEL, TOXIE. THEY'RE THE PERFECT ACCESSION FOR THE HEMOPHILIAC BOZO CROWD. -Anna
Oh, ya gotta love her. And she also sent me something really yummy, meaning she's gotta love me too.
The master creator within me is already pondering next year's feminine hygiene ornament. It's still up in the air, but I'm thinking maybe Rudolph, the Red-nosed Douche-bag. What do ya say Anna? Would he be a welcome addition to the family?
» Gut Rumbles links with: oh, bejus!
» Moogies World links with: Procrastination is an art form
» Moogies World links with: The Good Napkins
I created a new company that specializes in these homemade accessories. I'm calling it "Only Women Bead." You can be my partner.
So glad the slippers arrived intact. I wasn't sure your size so I went all out with the Nuclear Maxi. Be sure to peel off the backing to enjoy the nonskid sole feature.
Acid, go with the flow, dude.
Posted by: Anna at December 28, 2004 02:20 AMLOL, I loved the angels!
Posted by: Melonie at December 28, 2004 10:41 AM"Go with the flow???" Anna, you are a sick fuck. I LIKE that quality in a person.
Posted by: Acidman at December 28, 2004 12:45 PMWill do, Anna. Trust me, I'll be wearing the little beauties in the next pic... I'll just be needing a coordinating pedicure first.
Posted by: Key at December 28, 2004 01:13 PMMy EYES!!! My EYES!!! Have a heart, there are men folk that read this stuff...
Posted by: WarWagon at December 28, 2004 01:27 PMOMG! I need to stop reading your posts with the first cup of coffee in my hands in the morning. This one made it go right through the nose. :D
You owe me a monitor woman.
Acidman..yeah, go with the flow. Guess it's a woman thing. She's a relative to most of the female population. I take it you haven't met my Dear Aunt Flo before?
Posted by: Moogie at December 28, 2004 03:10 PMThank you for all the information, all this is an art. Congratulations.
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