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January 02, 2005

Without Hangover

Thanks for the New Year's wishes guys! I hope everyone had a safe and happy one, and didn't make too many of those gawd-awful resolutions.

I lived, Zonk! Pretty uneventful actually. I decided not to drink, as I can't seem to get even slightly tipsy without also getting violently ill.

However, I walked into the large and very beautiful, custom tongue and groove cabin that is my parent's abode, and upon making my way to the Kitchen, realized that my brother and step-father had bought enough likka to float the friggin county. They were therefore quite irritated with my decision not to partake.

Remind me never again to accept an already opened can of Coke from my brother. As his concoction was neither shaken nor stirred, I got a nice shot of straight Wild Turkey via the first swig.

There was no second swig.

I know. I sound like such a dud. I just can't process the stuff.

Pills. The wave of the future.

posted by Key on 03:00 PM | Comments (4)

Glad to hear you made it out of there in one piece! Have you ever tried Goslings Rum? They have a fantastic dark rum that, in my opinion, is perfect for rum and cokes.

As for your inability "to get even slightly tipsy without also getting violently ill"...remember: winners never quit and quitters never end up lying face-down on their backs in the gutter.

Posted by: zonker at January 2, 2005 03:47 PM

Gosling Black Seal. Yep. Good stuff.

Posted by: Velociman at January 2, 2005 04:10 PM

Gosling huh? Okay, you fellas are in charge of bringing some to the next meet. (Can't be more poisonous than the shine!)

Posted by: Key at January 2, 2005 04:42 PM

Not poisonous at all...which is why it can be so very deadly. I'll have to bring some!

Posted by: zonker at January 2, 2005 08:11 PM
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