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January 03, 2005

Give Me Chocolate, Or Give Me Sex

Because Lord knows I could use an endorphin release.

Endorphins, chemicals produced in the brain in response to a variety of stimuli, may be nature's cure for high levels of stress.

The release of endorphins upon ingestion of chocolate likely explains the comforting feelings that many people associate with this food and the craving for chocolate in times of stress. ...Sex is also a potent trigger for endorphin release.

See? I wasn't kidding. Pardon me while I grab the M&M's.

posted by Key on 09:08 PM | Comments (7)

Damn, I'm all out of chocolate...

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at January 3, 2005 09:40 PM

I got your endorphins right here in my pocket...Never mind...It was just a Hershey's Kiss. Just Damn!

Posted by: Dax Montana at January 3, 2005 10:03 PM

This could explain Jungle Fever...

Posted by: Velociman at January 3, 2005 10:34 PM

I like to eat chocolate with my scotch. It sounds bad, but it is very good.

Posted by: Catfish at January 3, 2005 11:02 PM


Posted by: DAVID at January 4, 2005 10:40 AM

You so called gentlemen should be ashamed. The poor wretched woman is having a stress problems and all you can think about is jumping her bones. A true gentleman would at least offer her a drink and flowers with the chocolate.

Posted by: James Old Guy at January 4, 2005 11:35 AM

And THEN jump her bones... right, James?

Posted by: Acidman at January 4, 2005 03:29 PM
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