Key Issues: Zits and Wrinkles

January 21, 2005

Ideally, the blemishes subside around eighteen or so, and the wrinkles don't even start for another ten years.

Ten years of milky, flawless complexion, right? Right. Okay, so who did I piss off in a former life to have BOTH at 30?

(If I can get a name on that, I believe I'll sue for mental anguish.)

posted by Key on 01:26 PM | Comments (12)

Comments

That would be GOD.

Posted by: Sam at January 21, 2005 01:49 PM

Where do you think the expression "love is blind" came from?

Think about it.

Posted by: Jack at January 21, 2005 01:55 PM

Yea Sam, when she gets pissed, you're in a lot of trouble.

Posted by: Moogie at January 21, 2005 01:55 PM

I know I can't sue Him! But someone from a former life is fair game... Uh-huh, see that's why I threw that in there. ; )

Posted by: Key at January 21, 2005 01:59 PM

At 32, I have more acne than I did at 16. WTF is up with THAT??

Posted by: DeAnna at January 21, 2005 02:01 PM

My granny would say, "It's just meanness coming out!"...

Posted by: WarWagon at January 21, 2005 02:42 PM

I would have preferred to have it as a teen. That way I wouldn't be messing with it now. And excuse me, but when did this gray hair start popping up?

Posted by: Moogie at January 21, 2005 02:46 PM

i never had 'blemishes' until age 18. i did get pregnant at 18. maybe i DID piss of god.

Posted by: jessica at January 21, 2005 05:19 PM

I feel your pain, sistah! Add gray hair to that mix, and you've got me. Stinks, doesn't it?

Posted by: Kathleen at January 21, 2005 05:36 PM

Hell, my face looks like Tommy Lee Jones meets Pustule Boy. Doesn't bother me in the least. Of course, I'm not a young lady.

Posted by: Velociman at January 21, 2005 08:20 PM

I had flawless skin...tiny freckles on my nose, and not a speck of anything other than that...until I hit around 29!

Your hormones don't just do a flip in your teens, but in your thirties too.

Now I look in the mirror and wonder..."Who the hell is that?"

Posted by: jmflynny at January 21, 2005 08:59 PM

You are beautiful--- blemishes, wrinkles, gray hair and all. Your blog is brilliant. I think I'm hopelessly in love with you.

OOPS!!! The buttons are bursting off my shirt. My hair is growing down to my shoulders. HOLY BEJUS!!! I'm becoming Fabio!!!

You gonna bring a bathing suit to Jekyll Island?

Posted by: Acidman at January 21, 2005 09:36 PM