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February 04, 2005

Everybody Wants Me!

Okay, I have nothing against Paula Abdul and her role on American Idol, really I don't, well, other than I think it foolish to give the spot up. But today, I wish to bitch about her prissy assed attitude during Fox News interview with Brian Kilmeade yesterday morning.

I don't know why I'm writing about it, because really you had to have seen it. The worst of it was re-aired this morning, as Steve and E.D. attempted to lighten the mood.

"Stoooooop!" a giggly Abdul scolded Brian, "You're flirting with me!" Her snobby behind was serious.

What-the-fuck-evah, Paula. Who's flirting with whom?

"Are we live?" a mortified Brian responded, knowing quite well that they were, but choosing humor to remind her of this fact.

Brian told E.D. that he refrained from making eye contact with her for the remainder of the interview.

And I'm here to tell you that Brian was much more engrossed, engaged, and intimate in his conversation this morning with Marcus Allen. All smiles and intense eye contact, dude was actually enjoying this interview. And, amazingly, I don't think Marcus felt the least bit violated.

posted by Key on 12:46 PM | Comments (5)

Ugh. I saw that this morning and it was hideous. What an ass she made herself out to be.

Posted by: rick at February 4, 2005 02:19 PM

Who let that oily scank in my town? I gave strict orders.

Posted by: Velociman at February 4, 2005 05:37 PM

You are better looking.

Posted by: Catfish at February 4, 2005 07:04 PM

I agree with Cat. You're better looking and you damn well would conduct yourself with more dignity. Not that you wouldn't FLIRT, because that's what you do, but you wouldn't be a twat about it.

Did I just compliment you or insult you?

Posted by: Acidman at February 4, 2005 08:18 PM

I'll take that as a compliment, thanks. ; )

Yes, while I wouldn't have engaged in come hither dialogue, I would have maintained engaging eye contact and friendly body language while staying on topic, and I sure as hell WOULDN'T have gone off topic by accusing the married host of coming onto me on LIVE friggin TV!

Jeez, that pissed me off.

(I still think she's hot though. And given my bout with zits and wrinkles, I'd trade complexions with her in a New York minute.)

Posted by: Key at February 4, 2005 10:32 PM
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