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February 22, 2005


What was June Cleaver really tossing in the suitcase when she was packing "unmentionables"?

Underwear? Perhaps.

Or perhaps the following:
skimpy lingerie
cuffs, hard core, key only
body paint
whips, chains
anal beads

I never considered the fact that it was open for interpretation until tonight. I have been so naive.

posted by Key on 10:40 PM | Comments (7)

I happen to know Barbara Billingsley from our work together on Muppet Babies (I was Animal):

I would posit:

Skimpy lingerie? Aye. She wears a ton of it still, and not too badly.

Contraceptives? Nay. At least not in my case, however I do believe Babs's field was productively plowed for the last time about 1969.

Lubrication? Oy. Tons and tons. Astroglide being something of a mantra. Poor thing.

Cuffs, hard core, key only: A gentleman here. Barbara would be repulsed. No comment.

Body paint: I once painted her Beaver a beautiful shade of Wally. She seemed appreciative.

Whips, chains: Sadly, I saw the Haskell boy submit to those things in reformatory school. He came out a better man. Not saying much.

Anal beads: no comment, other than I can be reached at velocimanneedsdiscipline.com

And now I shall be banned.

Posted by: Velociman at February 23, 2005 12:53 AM

It sounds like you had my kind of evening.

Posted by: werbinox at February 23, 2005 02:43 AM

She was obviously referring to the trapeze above the bed and the trampoline at the foot of the bed. Some folks are so naive. Heh.

Posted by: Vulgorilla at February 23, 2005 06:31 AM

I lost all respect for June when she did Lumpy in the linen closet while Ward was at work. And anal beads WERE involved.

Posted by: Acidman at February 23, 2005 10:14 AM

I never quite know what to expect when I stop by...

; )

Posted by: Christina at February 23, 2005 10:14 AM

.. you just took "unmentionables" to a whole new level...

Posted by: Eric at February 24, 2005 11:19 AM

Ward was an animal in bed. But sometimes he would go overboard, and June would get up the next morning barely able to walk.

She hated that, and had a rule. One good turn deserves another.

Whenever you hear the the words, "Ward, I think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night", that was the clue.

She was packing the strap-on.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at February 24, 2005 10:39 PM
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