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April 03, 2005

Bad Pets!

Ow! Ungehfuhuh!
Out damn Spot, and take Spike too!
The beasts won't be tamed.

posted by Key on 02:08 PM | Comments (8)

Nice reference to "The Scottish Play".

Personally I prefer, "Who knew the old man had so much blood in him."

But that's me being grim...

Posted by: Jack at April 3, 2005 02:38 PM

I told you to kill that fucking cat a long time ago,

Posted by: Acidman at April 3, 2005 08:12 PM

And Jack is quoting "MacBeth," which is a most excellent play about strong men being manipulated by conniving wimmen.

And I HATE your fucking comments.

Posted by: Acidman at April 3, 2005 08:18 PM

Sesame Street just wouldn't be the same without Oscar the Grouch...

1. Spot and Spike are not cats! (Do they SOUND like cat names?)
2. Of course it's a Macbeth reference! (...but not directly.)
3. I don't write the munu book of rules; type your info,leave your comment and quit yer bitchin! (If Queenie can't figger the problem, I sure as hell can't...)

Posted by: Key at April 3, 2005 08:52 PM

Ungehfuhuh? Interesting. That's the exact sound I make at the critical moment of autoerotic asphyxiation.

I'm sure the two cannot be related. Coincidence.

Posted by: Velociman at April 3, 2005 09:27 PM

Ungehfuhuh is an old Indian ritual. First a tent is produced, then, after much stomping and seeming insanity, mates are chosen and the gods of fertility are honored accordingly.

Posted by: Key at April 3, 2005 10:50 PM

...so yeah, could be related Velociman, particularly since I recall you mentioning that you have a decent amount of Indian blood in you.

(Myself, I just missed the cut. A hair more, and I could have gone to school free...)

Posted by: Key at April 3, 2005 10:53 PM

I understand amongst the Zuni tribes the most titillating autoeroticism involved suffocation by umbilical cord. But don't quote me on that.

Posted by: Velociman at April 3, 2005 11:08 PM
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