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April 12, 2005

News or Cartoons?

I typically watch Fox News as I get ready in the am. Is it just me, or has it gotten increasingly boring of late?

So I flipped on the tele around 7:30 this morning, and lo and behold, someone has been watching cartoons in my bedroom. The one coming on was about five little spy kids who live in a tree. I thought what the hell, it might be more interesting than the news.

This particular episode was about ghost hamsters. Rerun! Heh, why did I know that? Fox news it is...

Most interesting tidbit of the morning: 1 in 7 Americans will answer a cell phone call during sex.

Just one question, assuming those stats depict an accurate slice, WTF is wrong with 14.285714% of you?!

posted by Key on 01:07 PM | Comments (4)

I am reminded of the Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times."

Boring news programs? Be happy...

This message brought to you by your friendly neighborhood cynic-man.

Posted by: Jack at April 12, 2005 01:26 PM

The cartoon show with the kids in the tree house, is called "The Kids Nextdoor".

Back, when we had cable, our genetic hostages used to watch that one all the time.

Posted by: Guy S. at April 12, 2005 04:39 PM

That cartoon WAS Fox News; at least it might as well have been.....they are all a joke in actuality, except for the Daily Show.

Posted by: werbinox at April 13, 2005 06:17 AM

You don't need to worry about somebody ANSWERING the phone during sex. It's when they start MAKING CALLS that you know you have a problem.

Posted by: Acidman at April 13, 2005 08:54 AM
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