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May 02, 2005

Re Jennifer Wilbanks

So proud to call her a local.

The wedding is not off she says, just postponed.

Uh, yee-ah. You think that.

If he's stoopid enough to take her back, he deserves her.

(Hannity will be interviewing the groom tonight; I will be watching.)

posted by Key on 12:00 PM | Comments (10)
» Fistful of Fortnights links with: That Idiot Bride.
» Shadowscope links with: I fucking told you so

She's got that Karen Carpenter purge-after-every-meal look about her too, n'est pas?

Posted by: Rader at May 2, 2005 01:35 PM

Yar, and the deer in headlights look. A bit off-putting.

Posted by: Key at May 2, 2005 01:44 PM

The only way he'll marry her now is if he thinks he'll be able to off her in a few years, claim it was suicide and collect the inheritance.

Posted by: Rader at May 2, 2005 02:28 PM

From what I read he said that "everyone makes mistakes", and still wants her. What a fucking maroon.

Posted by: Richard at May 2, 2005 08:13 PM

I almost mentioned when I posted about the clueless airhead that she was from your town, but I relented because I like you.

Posted by: Denny at May 4, 2005 11:07 PM


Posted by: NONO at May 11, 2005 04:07 AM

I wonder if her fiance knew about the felony shoplifting charge, and the other shoplifting charges, and the 2 weekends spent in jail, and the community service she has already had to serve before he asked her to marry him. Yeah, everyone is allowed one mistake. He must not have known about those little details, and that does not count the times she did not get caught. Guys, please don't hold this against the other women in the world, we don't like her actions at all!!!!! She has apparently not learned her lesson from her previous crimes, so God forbid that one day she has a child and decides to drown the child, and expect forgiveness.

Posted by: jackie at May 13, 2005 07:13 PM

I will be nice...The goofy girl! I want everything she's taking....Murry

Posted by: Murry at May 16, 2005 01:11 AM

OMG Look at her run. Sounds like she had it all and ran as she did on her first fiance' she needs to grow up and she should be punished and made to pay for all the tax payers dollars we spent looking for her. She knew if you are gone over a 2 day period someone was looking for her Lil Miss innocent caught again just like a theif in the night. No pun intennded lol How many times you been arrested fore stealing ? well Gl John mason on the 2nd time around trying to marry her you look like a really good guy and there are a ton of real women out here that would like to meet you and treat you like a real man should be treated you seem to be an upstanding kinda guy dont whimp out and marry that kind of gal!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mindy at May 31, 2005 05:03 PM

Wilbanks may be a Dissociative Fugue victim. Aubrey Seiler had a similar problem. Seiler used a laptop in an apartment with a roommate. Wilbanks worked in an office that would not have provided Cubicle Level Protection. She also had as many as three computers at home.

The same problem caused the Mary Shotwell Little disappearance in 1965: the Mark Barton Day Trader shooting in 1999; and the Heritage School Shooting in Conyers Ga.

The phenomenon involved was discovered when it caused mental breaks for Knowledge workers using the first close-spaced office workstations. The Cubicle solved that problem by 1968.

So few people are aware of that odd bit of history that the problem is never considered when someone has serious psychiatric symptoms and is involved in violence or runs away.

Most current disappearances are of college students. Only one has recovered and returned. Ahmad Arain, UCLA, was found in Mexico. He had wandered there in an altered mental state. He was a computer science full scholarship student and had just moved back home to save money. He would have reconfigured his computer workstation and there were many family members to provide repeating detectable movement in peripheral vision.

VisionAndPsychosis.Net is a psychology project about the conflict of physiology at the bottom of those mental breaks.

Posted by: L K Tucker at August 11, 2005 12:51 AM
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