Key Issues

I Get By

With a little help from my friends.

Of course, they could have been in it for the testicular fortitude, but I'm going to bask in the glory of the hinky linky love none-the-less.

Both of these pals just hated to see a google search for pitted tonsils be my 100,000th, as did I, so in the wee hours of the morning, Sitemeter was loaded down with Velociworld and Suburban Blight referrals squeezing out the riffraff, for which I am duly appreciative.

Problem? I may have call this one a tie.

I am confused. Sitemeter declared Velociman the winner when I checked it at 4 in the morning, an hour after it tripped over. Then I checked again around ten this morning, and it looked to be the Blightess, so I refreshed and checked again. Velociman.

Fucking Sitemeter.

I hope you two are joined at the hip, because you're going to be sharing a testicle. Heh.

(I will post a pic of the harmless looking stress ball tomorrow; it's just not the same though, you really have to squeeeeze it.)

Update: One more thing.... CLICK HERE. NOW. Good. You see, I am going to be at a ballgame tonight, and could very well miss Velociman's 200,000th, so you guys go hit him for me. Make it hurt. Bruise him even.