Key Issues

Existing on Fumes

Although sleep would be better.

Ever noticed that if any member of the household can't sleep, mom isn't allowed to sleep either?

So Shrek couldn't sleep last night. Ergo, I am exhausted.

12am:

Shrek: I can't fall asleep. The cat won't get off my head. Will you get your cat?
Key: [Relocates cat.]

1am:

Shrek: Why is the dog whimpering? Does she need to go out?
Key: She's afraid of the storm. Do you want me to give her a muscle relaxer?
Shrek: No. It'll pass.

2am:

Shrek: [Jumping up, loudly] What is her problem?
Key: She's afraid of the storm. Do you want me to give her a muscle relaxer?
Shrek: No. It'll pass.

3am:

Shrek: Where are those muscle relaxers?
Key: In the medicine cabinet.
Shrek: How do you make her swallow it?
Key: Open her mouth. Drop it in. Shut her mouth until she swallows.
Shrek: [Cusses loudly.]
Key: I'm up. I got it. Go back to bed.

4am:

Shrek: Is it hailing outside?
Key: Wake me when it's breaking the window panes.
Shrek: I think that's hail.
Key: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!!!

Meaning...there will be no late night blogging for me. Besides, a little sleep is bound to do wonders for my mood.