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June 08, 2005

No MD behind my name...

But I do have quite the drug fetish. It's about fixing problems really.

Infected? Cillin it!
In Pain? Opiate it!
Inflamed? Cut it!

I wish I could say more for THE SEARCHERS out there, but that's all I know.

I too am plagued with the 24/7 nasty ass tonsils, every six months or so flaring from a meek and pitted status to a throbbing and painful house of puss, similar to those seen HERE!

The answer? Well, let's see, even when the ugly masses of lymphoid tissue are NOT providing a bacterial haven, they are regurgitating nasty chunks of pit deposit, which are gagworthy at best. Given that, I'm with Kel, let's yank 'em!

Want. Them. Out.

Given the six month cycle of tonsil hatred, I'm forecasting pure exasperation by December. How does a January surgery sound? Let us all yank them in unison! We shall then torch the formaldehyde soaked pitted masses in effigy! AHAHAHAA!!!

(Yes, I do have a fever, and yes I would rather burn my bras, but I seem to have missed that boat.)

posted by Key on 06:39 PM | Comments (14)

Your descriptions were absolutly GROSS. ...But way cool!(Check it out kinda cool.) I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Amanda at June 8, 2005 07:13 PM

I had mine yanked when I was 30. I can honestly say I haven't had a sore throat since. Get it done, you won't regret it.

Posted by: Becky at June 8, 2005 08:17 PM

Thank you Becky! I was hoping for a personal testimony.

Posted by: Key at June 8, 2005 08:31 PM

I was lucky & had mine out when I was 3, which was the beginning of my hatred aka fear of hospitals, doctors, nurses, etc...

Posted by: Tina at June 8, 2005 10:01 PM

Your welcome! Have your adenoids out while your at it.You can breathe better with out them. It took me a good 2 weeks to get over the throat burning and being sore. But it was all worth it in the end.

Posted by: Becky at June 8, 2005 10:03 PM

Gramps burned his out, gargling with food grade Hydrogen peroxide.

Posted by: og at June 8, 2005 11:32 PM

The 'rents, tiring of the Annual Pneumonia, had mine ripped out when I was five.

Now I only get infected lungs. I blame their smoking.

Oh, and since I'm getting snarked on spelling and usage over at the Castle... puss is... pus. Puss is a kitty cat... or something else. Heh.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at June 9, 2005 01:13 AM

I have had mine removed three times, the damn things grow back, maybe I am some sort of human experiment gone wrong. I use straight Aspiren and it keeps mine under control.

Posted by: James Old Guy at June 9, 2005 10:39 AM

I still have mine. When I was little, they would get very bad at times, mama took me to a doctor and he gave me some white nasty nose drps, they would make you sick as a dog and you would throw up all kinds of nasty shit, and then the next day, they were gone. I wish I knew what that white shit was, take care and hope you feel better, Cat

Posted by: catfish at June 9, 2005 11:20 AM

Medical technology has improved over the years.

Do 'em, and then call Catfish. On second thought, you'd better call him first.

Posted by: Sam at June 9, 2005 12:33 PM

I had my tonsils and adenoids out (I find it amusing now that they call that "T&A") when I was 12 years old. I'm in my fifties now and I still have post nasal drip. When I had a job working with rats, my allergies were bad and I had constant gunk that I could cough up. Now that I work in an office, there's not as much drippage or coughable junk.

Good luck with the surgery. They say you can eat a lot of ice cream afterwards. What they don't tell you is that you won't feel like eating much of anything for a couple of days.

Posted by: MB at June 9, 2005 03:03 PM

You can have my tonsils when you pry them from my cold, dead throat. Of course, my work fine, so there's that.

Posted by: Velociman at June 9, 2005 08:43 PM

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

What do you have to lose?

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