Key Issues

CLEARING THE PHLEGM FROM MY THROAT...

I can't believe I did a breaking and entering here. Actually, I was invited, but MuNu is freaky shit. Passwords doan work, imprimaturs are ignored, babies are tossed in the volcano.

Nice being here, though. Promised Key I would guest blog while she vacationed, and she would cover me next week whilst I did the same. But I not only been locked out, I've had no desire to blog.

Lately I put a post up, contemplate it for 4 or 5 hours, then pull it. I cannot please myself. I'm apparently too good for anyone, including myself. Sure sign of madness. Well, that and dandruff.

I have no compunction about slathering my idiocy on someone else's site, however. I love the idea of populating Key's with my insanity. It's comfy, for want of a better word. Smells better than my place. And I will take the full brunt of her approbation when she returns, full of spit and venom.

Key, I apologize. I'm usually much worse than this.

I do have stories of Chicken-Footed Ladies, and Boys with Golden Arms, and the Goat Man. I can do that, next time.

Meantime, I'm going to New Orleans.

On second thought, I may do the Goat Man anyway. Let me find my pictures.