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August 11, 2005

Horn Broken

Watch for Finger.

I saw that bumper sticker today, and I thought Exactly! It's just been that kind of week!

I despise the concept. Flipping someone off. How punk. How déclassé. I am so above that.

Usually. (Besides, I don't trust the ROAD RAGERS who carry shotguns.)

But as is common knowledge, August 9th is National Flip Somebody Off Day, so you see, I HAD to.

But THAT wasn't me. (Just a Red Hatter enjoying the holiday, I'm sure...)

NO, my target audience was a redneck pieca crap, who had just left half his tires on the asphalt behind my vehicle in an effort not to hit me -- AFTER I HAD SIGNALED to inform said jackass that brake application, as well as a left turn, were in my immediate future -- and, then, THEN he had the 20 oz. infused audacity to sit on his horn...AS IF!

I didn't even think. As I made my scheduled turn, the finger waved goodbye of its own volition.

First time in years.

I did this in Mayberry! And I don't even have the grace to be ashamed of myself.

posted by Key on 08:51 PM | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)

I bet it felt good after years of depravation.

Like you I haven't given the finger in years, but if and when I do again, I know I will enjoy it.

Posted by: BeeBee at August 11, 2005 09:22 PM

Don't make fun of Mayberry....

Posted by: Sam at August 12, 2005 12:36 AM

Yes, all the crappy traffic and attitudes are headed out our way. Remember when we didn't have traffic problems out here? Sigh..wasn't that long ago.

Posted by: Kelly at August 12, 2005 08:10 AM

Ahhh...that just had to be a liberating experience. It's been way too long. :)

Posted by: Moogie at August 12, 2005 08:15 AM

I have no compunction. But that's just me.

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 13, 2005 12:21 AM

I don't have too much compunction either. Sometimes when riding on the highway, it's even my job to flip the idiots off while my husband drives...

Posted by: Kelly at August 13, 2005 07:00 AM

I'll do him for ya...and film it!!!

Posted by: Yabu at August 14, 2005 02:25 PM
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