Key Issues

Horn Broken

Watch for Finger.

I saw that bumper sticker today, and I thought Exactly! It's just been that kind of week!

I despise the concept. Flipping someone off. How punk. How déclassé. I am so above that.

Usually. (Besides, I don't trust the ROAD RAGERS who carry shotguns.)

But as is common knowledge, August 9th is National Flip Somebody Off Day, so you see, I HAD to.

But THAT wasn't me. (Just a Red Hatter enjoying the holiday, I'm sure...)

NO, my target audience was a redneck pieca crap, who had just left half his tires on the asphalt behind my vehicle in an effort not to hit me -- AFTER I HAD SIGNALED to inform said jackass that brake application, as well as a left turn, were in my immediate future -- and, then, THEN he had the 20 oz. infused audacity to sit on his horn...AS IF!

I didn't even think. As I made my scheduled turn, the finger waved goodbye of its own volition.

First time in years.

I did this in Mayberry! And I don't even have the grace to be ashamed of myself.