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August 25, 2005

I Ain't Kiddin'!

I am really NOT going to use my credit card to hold these rooms for you people! I love ya, but I ain't gettin' stuck with yo tab.

If you want to go to Helen, and YOU DO, you MUST call TODAY!

Some of you have booked and are on the list, some of you say that you have booked, but you're not on the list!!

You MUST ask for Mark, and you MUST say the magic words [Southeast Writer's Conference] to get the discount!

I'll even give you peeps a toll free numba: 877-464-3536. Use that one or the one in the post below, and hurry up already!!!

Update: Right, today's Thursday... Okay, you technically have until TOMORROW! But that's no reason to be slack. Get movin'!

posted by Key on 11:16 AM | Comments (9) | TrackBack (1)
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I just off the phone. I will be there. I also told him to keep me off the 3rd floor.

Posted by: Denny at August 25, 2005 11:32 AM

Oh yeah...I forgot...I'll have to call him back and ask for a spot on the 2nd or 3rd floor. I hate headlights coming in the window.

Posted by: zonker at August 25, 2005 11:43 AM

I'm in!

Posted by: Omnibus Driver at August 25, 2005 02:22 PM

Would love to see you again, but I'm already booked to be in Uvalde, Texas that weekend. The elusive whitewing dove is calling. I will drink an extra margarita in your honor. I know you'll have a great time.

Posted by: Dash at August 25, 2005 03:45 PM

sorry for being so late in getting over here, key..i'm trying to make it, sharing a room with blight and she assured me she booked today..so we're in..now i just have to pack the kids up in their sunday best and find a nice old lady's porch to leave them on and i'm there...

Posted by: shoe at August 25, 2005 05:47 PM

Shoe Baby!!!!

Yes...Fucking Yes!!!

You are the one...

Posted by: Sam at August 25, 2005 06:05 PM

Sorry, dear, I'm in France until Christmas, when I promised my Mom I'd be "home" to see her.

You wouldn't want me to disappoint my Mom, would you?

Posted by: Jack at August 26, 2005 03:14 AM

As much as I enjoyed it last time, I just can't make it on that short of a notice.

However, as an homage to myself, someone must get drunk and fall down a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at August 26, 2005 11:21 PM

Sorry. That weekend I will taking a road trip with the Usual Suspects to beautiful Cape May.

I love Helen, Ga., and I sure wish I could be there with you folks.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at August 29, 2005 01:45 PM
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