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September 03, 2005


I don't like running over animals. Nor do I like running over children. But we live in a machine age. You can't help this shit.

By way of saying I ran over an armadillo today. They are pesky creatures, not given to flight. And so I splattered the beast. I pulled over, of course, ready to minister first aid. But this thing was fucked, fragged.

Ever had lobster on the half shell? Like that. Armadillos are pesks, but they're cute little critters. I hated that beat down. Mebbe in my next life I'll be a zoo custodian, or something. I'll still kill the armadillos, though.

posted by Velociman on 06:42 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

You know, of course, that you're on an armadillo-paced highway to hell. ;)

Posted by: DeAnna at September 4, 2005 12:54 PM

They're only cute at a distance. I've seen 'em up close and personal, walking around - and they is some ugly muthas. Kinda like the bastard offspring of a Lobster-Opossum Fuckfest.

Posted by: Elisson at September 9, 2005 10:13 PM
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