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September 16, 2005

Quarkery From My Snail Mail

They who would give religion a bad name are apparently worried about my soul.


2 questions:

1. WTF is Quarkery? (Other than a light colored coffee bean prob.)
2. Would Exlax help this person?

The pink is a nice touch though. Although, if I were going to be a doomsday proselytizer, I think I'd choose stationery with waves of orange, red, and yellow flickering flames. Oh, and a crimson archaic font. Oh, and I'd dress my kid up like the devil for halloween, and get her to hand them out while trick-or-treating.

posted by Key on 06:00 PM | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)

Quarkery is what happens when sub-atomic particles practice medicine without a license.

Posted by: Velociman at September 16, 2005 08:16 PM

I bow to the sub-atomic matter known as VelociQuark, but would read "Quarkery" as "quackery". Pretty much what he said.

Still...if I were you I would go ahead and repent, just in case. *grinning* I still finger my little rosary beads, and I don't even know what the hell they're for. One just can't repent too much.

*exit, laughing like a hyena*

Posted by: Wayne at September 16, 2005 08:54 PM

I'm with you...I'll go with the flames, and a wierd font!

Posted by: Yabu at September 16, 2005 11:19 PM

something to do with sodom or gomorrah, ask Acidman he was around during that time, I believe that may have been the name of the club he was playing.

Posted by: james old guy at September 19, 2005 02:33 PM

I looked up the definition of "quark," and this is what I got:

"Hypothetical truly fundamental particle in mesons and baryons; there are supposed to be six kinds of quarks (and their antiquarks), which come in pairs; has an electric charge of +2/3 or -1/3"

Well, of course! It all makes so much sense now!

Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at September 19, 2005 05:36 PM

Maybe the crazy guy should find out what Catholics actually believe about priests and forgiving of sins before ranting about it?

I mean, Christ, I'm an atheist and I know better. You'd think a ferverent Christian such as the lunatic would have read John 20:21.

Posted by: Sigivald at September 21, 2005 03:25 PM

I got the same pink slip in the mail today. I googled quarkery and came to your blog. Freaking wierdest pink letter of doom i've ever gotten.

Posted by: Otis at September 22, 2005 11:11 PM
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