Key Issues

Where'd everybody go?

Okay, I admit it. I've been somewhat neglectful, as life is getting busier and busier for me.

But just because I'm not watching you, doesn't mean you get to slink away.

This one got taco envy, and we never heard from her again. Ken disappeared one sad day, but at least I know how to get in touch with him.

What's up with Geek? And the latest...Chelle?! I don't even have her e-mail address!

I can't blame you for taking off. I think we all contemplate blogicide from time to time, but you guys didn't follow proper protocol.

Here's the stages:

Stage 1: Bitch and moan and threaten to quit.
Stage 2: Repeat stage one for a few weeks, often refusing to post for several days at a time.
Stage 3: Plan a dramatic exit, perhaps even redesigning your page for the occasion, as you anticipate mass linkage on your way out.
Stage 4: Alternately disappear and reappear until it gets old, at which time you pick one or the other.

Now, I saw no such warning signs. Okay, one could argue that I've been in my own little self-absorbed world, but then I would have to slap "one" upside the head.

Having said that, I may commit blogicide one day, but I plan to do plenty of bitching and moaning first. Then, when you think I'm gone, I'll just come torment you on your site.

And if anyone wants to write me a scathing eulogy comparable to this one, I will be duly flattered.

As for you four...if it isn't over, you may want to speak up before The Reaper gets a hold of you. He gets trigger happy sometimes. I think he actually likes sending people to the netherworld.