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May 03, 2004

Where'd everybody go?

Okay, I admit it. I've been somewhat neglectful, as life is getting busier and busier for me.

But just because I'm not watching you, doesn't mean you get to slink away.

This one got taco envy, and we never heard from her again. Ken disappeared one sad day, but at least I know how to get in touch with him.

What's up with Geek? And the latest...Chelle?! I don't even have her e-mail address!

I can't blame you for taking off. I think we all contemplate blogicide from time to time, but you guys didn't follow proper protocol.

Here's the stages:

Stage 1: Bitch and moan and threaten to quit.
Stage 2: Repeat stage one for a few weeks, often refusing to post for several days at a time.
Stage 3: Plan a dramatic exit, perhaps even redesigning your page for the occasion, as you anticipate mass linkage on your way out.
Stage 4: Alternately disappear and reappear until it gets old, at which time you pick one or the other.

Now, I saw no such warning signs. Okay, one could argue that I've been in my own little self-absorbed world, but then I would have to slap "one" upside the head.

Having said that, I may commit blogicide one day, but I plan to do plenty of bitching and moaning first. Then, when you think I'm gone, I'll just come torment you on your site.

And if anyone wants to write me a scathing eulogy comparable to this one, I will be duly flattered.

As for you four...if it isn't over, you may want to speak up before The Reaper gets a hold of you. He gets trigger happy sometimes. I think he actually likes sending people to the netherworld.

posted by Key on 11:41 PM | Comments (11)

I'm here. :)

Posted by: Lawren at May 4, 2004 12:00 AM

Uh, I've been here all along...

Posted by: Jesse at May 4, 2004 12:53 AM

A-Man, all over again.I love your description of the symtoms.Devine torture.

Posted by: LOIQ at May 4, 2004 03:13 AM

Hey!!!! I've been in the middle of moving to another country while simultaneously dealing with an illness in my family and various crises with good friends and/or lovers...

I've been happy I've even been thinking about blogging, much less posting almost every day!!!!!


Posted by: Jack at May 4, 2004 01:40 PM

I ain’t gone nowhere Key, just patiently waiting ‘til you are ready to grace us with your indomitable wit again.

Posted by: Rob at May 5, 2004 02:28 AM

Sorry. I've been spending the better part of my online time trying to purge my hard drive of fiendish spyware. There are three files I cannot shake. Can't even delete directly, and they are fragging my site.

But you still cool. I'll troll more consistently, I promise.

Posted by: Velociman at May 5, 2004 04:24 AM

ROFL Key!! I sure did abandon my blog didnt i!!! Im gonna go post, if i can remember how lol, to update on what the hell ive been doing ;)


Posted by: RightMama at May 22, 2004 04:28 AM

Lexy is psycho.

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