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October 13, 2004


This includes, but is not limited to the following:

My Suburban Date
Parkway Rest Jim
Evil White Guy

I regret to inform you that my dear friend and honey will be unable to attend...

The good news is that he must love you people, for he sends me bearing gifts for all! The following pic reveals the gifts UPS delivered to my doorstep last weekend.

I am told the mason jar contains genuine "Burns Blue, Beads Clear" East Tennessee shine, aged in the jar EIGHT years.

Sam's blog turns 1 year old at 12:01am Sunday, October 17th. He asks that we all raise a shot in celebration.

So, before you head out of town, do me a favor and go visit The Brier Patch to deliver thanks and congrats.


(BTW, I was going to be a rebel and show up with hot pink toes. However, this delivery puts me in somewhat of a quandary...)

posted by Key on 10:24 PM | Comments (15)
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..Sam rocks... but, I ain't painting my toenails...

Posted by: Eric at October 13, 2004 10:29 PM

Now THAT'S what I'M talking about!

Posted by: Geoffrey at October 13, 2004 10:39 PM

I call dibs on one of them stogies...


Posted by: kelley at October 13, 2004 10:46 PM

Oooo. I'm going to want to try one of those stogies, too. And Eric, that's okay. I'll paint your toesies for you. If I have to wait until the 'shine hits and makes you compliant, I'll wait.

I love a marine with painted nails. LOL. (Don't worry, Mrs. SWG, I'm harmless.)

BTW, I will be armed with the digital camera!

Posted by: Mamamontezz at October 13, 2004 10:50 PM

Okay, but the stogies are from Sam! Don't forget to visit him before he leaves for his OTHER engagement tomorrow!

Posted by: Key at October 13, 2004 10:57 PM

Whoah! Corn squeeze. And I thought I was going to get out of this without wetting my pants in public. Thanks Sam!

Posted by: Velociman at October 13, 2004 11:09 PM

I'd rather have met him, but this will due!

This will do just fine!

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at October 13, 2004 11:41 PM

Whiskey and cigars. Sam has class to spare. If I don't forget, I'll be packin' some stogies as well.

Am I stoked? Shit, yeah.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 14, 2004 12:15 AM

Sam just put my boiled peanuts to shame. Don't crack that jar of...uh... "home-made wine" before the Blogfest, okay?

I'm sorry he can't be there.

Posted by: Acidman at October 14, 2004 12:39 AM

Damn SecDef, a pre-emptive strike.

Very nicely done Sam, very nicely done.

Yall have fun. I may try to ring the Velociconcierge on the hist Bat phone this weekend, if he's not changin' his "Plum Brandy" filled diaper.

Posted by: BryanH at October 14, 2004 12:59 AM

Have a blast. Half rubbers will be imported as well. I think y'all will figure out what to do with them.

Posted by: tybee mike at October 14, 2004 03:34 AM

If Sam is your "dear friend and honey" what does that make me???

I'm really sorry now that I'm on France and can't come...

Have fun, Key!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jack at October 14, 2004 05:05 AM

Just seeing all the goodies makes me want to sneak in!! Just wish I could! Oh well, maybe next year,,,

Posted by: Michele at October 14, 2004 09:43 AM

Key...Thank you so much!!!

Posted by: Sam at October 14, 2004 11:43 PM

Noooo, thank YOU! : D

Posted by: Key at October 15, 2004 04:04 PM
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