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October 18, 2004

I'm Back. I'm Alive.

I'm just not thriving.

Sam, honey, next time you give me a potion, can you supply an antidote as well?

I'm sure I can think of something nice to say about each and every attendee...eventually.

I pulled my nauseated ass out of bed this morning, got dressed, then spent the remainder of the morning in a courtroom discussion involving my foster son. (Basically, the situation sucks, and the system sucks.)

Meanwhile, I am still processing the events of the weekend, and I hope to have the mental clarity for a more in depth post shortly. (Maybe I'll even do the blogger superlatives again.)

Until then, I'd like to take this opportunity to clear something up: I did not have sex with THAT WOMAN! ...but I did let her hold my cigars.

posted by Key on 07:02 PM | Comments (8)
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Yep, no sex with THAT WOMAN...

Got it...

Don't want to know no more...

Posted by: Jack at October 18, 2004 07:23 PM

It was great to meet you and to "sample" the wonderful gifts sent by Sam. Well, maybe "sample" is not the right word.

I'm down with the idea of an antidote.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 18, 2004 08:52 PM

Jim, honey, so glad you're alive!

Lemme elaborate for our buddy Sam... Ya see, I was sick off of a few sips of that powerful poison; meanwhile, Jim GUZZLED & CHUGGED it...had it dripping around the edges of his mouth as he poured it back.

As I said, SO glad you're alive. ; )

Posted by: Key at October 18, 2004 09:02 PM

I nominate Jim as an offical Jawja Blogger, and I don't care where he lives. He acted Southern to me.

Posted by: Acidman at October 18, 2004 09:58 PM

He certainly prettified up like you, Rob.

I have the antidote, unfortunately too late. Nailed my foot to the floor this morning.

Hey Key!

Posted by: Velociman at October 18, 2004 10:51 PM

..hell, he acted more than Southern... he was all Jawjah.. and, yeah... he friggin CHUGGED that stuff... Jim is now, officially, my hero...

Posted by: Eric at October 18, 2004 10:52 PM

..present company excepted, of course...

Posted by: Eric at October 18, 2004 10:52 PM

Hey baby...I'm down on my knees with your pain...I fucked up and forgot to send the directions.

Sorry about that...won't ever happen again!!!

Posted by: Sam at October 19, 2004 12:04 AM
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