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October 22, 2004

I Need a Man

...preferably one who can carry his own fucking goose.

I could go on or I could stop there...I just thought it symbolic.

posted by Key on 04:15 PM | Comments (8)

Well, I've certainly cooked my own goose a few times. Does that count?

Posted by: Velociman at October 22, 2004 04:28 PM

Yeah...cuz you can admit it.

Posted by: Key at October 22, 2004 05:37 PM

Ummm... I've been traveling, so I have no idea what the Hell you're talking about here.

Wanna 'splain?

On second thought, never mind, I'm sure it's related to politics (everything seems to be nowadays). I carry my own goose, my own luggage, my own weight, and whatever else needs to be carried, but if I had enough money, I'd pay someone else to carry that stuff for me 'cause I ain't stupid.

Posted by: Jack at October 22, 2004 06:06 PM

Oh, I'll carry your goose alright.....

Posted by: Geoffrey at October 22, 2004 06:10 PM

Are you sure you didn't mean "Kerry his own goose?"

Posted by: BryanH at October 22, 2004 06:29 PM

It seems the clothes he was wearing weren't even his, he had to borrow them. And the gun. And probably the goose.

Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at October 22, 2004 09:33 PM

Key, I can't believe y'all are so cynical. Don't you know that the Poodle is a great advocate for hunters and outdoorsmen. Riiight! He has only voted for every gun ban that has come his way since he's been with Uncle Teddy. Let him come goose huntin with me in the Texas prairie. We'll see what he's made of.

Posted by: Fightin Tiger at October 23, 2004 04:43 AM


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