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October 22, 2004

Late Night Movies

I must be insane in my attempt to tackle this topic.

Having commiserated last night during our homeless plight, I had to visit the blog-bro first and foremost this morning. And lo and behold, he has found an article which attempts to discuss the psychology of the prono industry, yet begins with a mention of "naughty Oompa Loompas."

And men wonder why women aren't bigger fans.

Most prono sucks. Obviously, men aren't as picky. Perhaps most have no problem at all getting a hard-on to fake boobs, fake moans, and fake music.

I just can't make it work. I don't fantasize about fake-looking people chanting in ehs and uhs as though stifling a sneeze. I would sooner take a bite out of plastic fruit than get off on that crap.

Is this what 15 year old boys are setting as their ideal? If so, Future Brides of America should bring a suit.

Sooooo, do I have a better idea? Well, it wouldn't take much.

Voyeurism is good. Rugged-looking character hangs out in the alley admiring the view which is being openly flaunted for him. Tension builds. Eventually, she throws her apartment key into the street before turning her back and disappearing from sight. He tears in, throws her against the wall, shows no mercy, she gasps, she devours, she claws...and in the end SCREAMS, make that both of them. It's torn from their gut as Metallica shrieks in the background.

Although a movie with a plot is still preferable, I think I could watch that without rolling my eyes.

posted by Key on 09:23 PM | Comments (5)
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...actually, I'm into the Hungarians right now.. most American Porn sucks (pardon the pun)... Eastern Europeans... now, dayum..

Posted by: Eric at October 22, 2004 09:47 PM

My favorite porn flicks involve myself, a Sony handicam, and a willing accomplice.

I had a friend some years back who would always surreptitiously video himself and his wife having a go at it, then he would bring it over to the house on Sunday and we would drink beer, watch football, and watch him screw his wife witth he enormous breasts.

A friend in need is a friend indeed, my grammy always said.

Posted by: Velociman at October 23, 2004 12:23 AM

Velociman, you are one sick puppy...

Posted by: Jesse at October 24, 2004 10:01 PM

Yep, works for me... Why'd you quit writing?? LOL!! ;)

Posted by: pam at October 25, 2004 01:09 AM

Porn sucks, waste of time. I do not watch porn, porn is for babies, Catfish.

Posted by: Catfish at October 26, 2004 06:09 AM
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