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Late Night Movies

I must be insane in my attempt to tackle this topic.

Having commiserated last night during our homeless plight, I had to visit the blog-bro first and foremost this morning. And lo and behold, he has found an article which attempts to discuss the psychology of the prono industry, yet begins with a mention of "naughty Oompa Loompas."

And men wonder why women aren't bigger fans.

Most prono sucks. Obviously, men aren't as picky. Perhaps most have no problem at all getting a hard-on to fake boobs, fake moans, and fake music.

I just can't make it work. I don't fantasize about fake-looking people chanting in ehs and uhs as though stifling a sneeze. I would sooner take a bite out of plastic fruit than get off on that crap.

Is this what 15 year old boys are setting as their ideal? If so, Future Brides of America should bring a suit.

Sooooo, do I have a better idea? Well, it wouldn't take much.

Voyeurism is good. Rugged-looking character hangs out in the alley admiring the view which is being openly flaunted for him. Tension builds. Eventually, she throws her apartment key into the street before turning her back and disappearing from sight. He tears in, throws her against the wall, shows no mercy, she gasps, she devours, she claws...and in the end SCREAMS, make that both of them. It's torn from their gut as Metallica shrieks in the background.

Although a movie with a plot is still preferable, I think I could watch that without rolling my eyes.