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Electoral College Replaced by Football and Canines

No, I still do not have time to write, and I thank the great Velocimaster for kindly filling in.

But I had to say something about this.

I suppose everyone knows that people were watching the Redskins Sunday...the theory being, they win, the incumbent wins.

I suppose everyone noticed the officials taking a touchdown away from the Redskins just before GB managed to acquire possession and score on the next play.

You could say they were robbed. I mean it's arguable.

I won't go there.

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Senator Kerry for lending out his attorneys to officiate that game Sunday.