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And? Those of you who don't know me are thinking. ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Those of you who do know me are screaming to the tops of your lungs.

I've been paying for this shitty ass dial-up service since September, so I thought I might as well hook it up to this shitty ass computer with the sticking space bar and the retarded mouse with an inverted ball.

And let it be known that this sucks.

But I'm out there, and the Blogfaddah - no I'm not going to link your ass, I have to open another fucking window to do that...or (gasp) type it - just told me to get over myself...after all, he used dial-up for two years, walked uphill in the snow both ways, etc.

So, here I am baby. And when I am fully accustomed to living with this handicap, you will see more of me.