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November 16, 2004

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And? Those of you who don't know me are thinking. ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Those of you who do know me are screaming to the tops of your lungs.

I've been paying for this shitty ass dial-up service since September, so I thought I might as well hook it up to this shitty ass computer with the sticking space bar and the retarded mouse with an inverted ball.

And let it be known that this sucks.

But I'm out there, and the Blogfaddah - no I'm not going to link your ass, I have to open another fucking window to do that...or (gasp) type it - just told me to get over myself...after all, he used dial-up for two years, walked uphill in the snow both ways, etc.

So, here I am baby. And when I am fully accustomed to living with this handicap, you will see more of me.

posted by Key on 03:16 AM | Comments (9)

Get AOL 9.0, if you don't have it already. Almost as fast as my cable. And welcome to the sordid world of the weekend bloggers.

Posted by: Velociman at November 16, 2004 03:41 AM

Oh, but no...this is not intented to be the end of your supplemental blogging. Let us be clear on that issue. ; )

Posted by: Key at November 16, 2004 03:59 AM

I am at your service.

Posted by: Velociman at November 16, 2004 04:02 AM

I didn't remember how bad dial-up sucks until I had to go to Japan this summer. I feel your pain!!!

Posted by: Michele at November 16, 2004 10:10 AM

I had a nephew once that had that "inverted ball" problem you're talkin' 'bout. He got it fixed at the hospital.

Posted by: RedNeck at November 16, 2004 12:54 PM

Cry me a river. I was right and you were wrong. Admit it.

Posted by: Acidman at November 16, 2004 05:08 PM

You were right.

(See, I don't have the same affliction that you do. I can admit shit like that. : D)

Posted by: Key at November 16, 2004 05:54 PM

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