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February 01, 2005

Sharing My Fortunes

I collect them. For some reason, I open a fortune cookie, and I just can't throw out the fortune.

So here are a few that I am tossing today after cleaning out the wallet:

"You are protected by silent love and friendship near you." - That's nice. Course I wouldn't mind if it were a little less silent, show me love!

"The truly generous shares even the undeserving." - Oh, I LOVE the wording on this one. This is because I am willing to share the undeserving with anyone who will take them off my hands! Am I generous or what?

"Talents that are not shared are not talents." - Heh. Where to start? (Must be a Happy Spa creed...)

posted by Key on 05:33 PM | Comments (7)

That wasn't Chicken!!!

Posted by: Sam at February 1, 2005 05:51 PM

A short, handsome stranger will sweep you off your feet soon. Allow him his every wish. You will like it, too.

Confucus speaks...you should listen.

Posted by: Acidman at February 2, 2005 01:18 AM

Silent love sucks. I want all mine to be screamers.


Posted by: Wayne at February 3, 2005 12:38 PM

....in bed.

Posted by: DeAnna at February 3, 2005 06:33 PM

My last one said, "That tumor is malignant."

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