Key Issues

Erotic Dreams

A gift!

I love life's simple pleasures, and it just doesn't get any better than this. More powerful than a fantasy, more uninhibited than sober love-making, this is a sin-loving, guilt-free, mood altering trip to behold.

Ah... I had fun last night, or this morning to be more specific.

Question. How do I make some sort of deal with my subconscious to allow more of these to surface? A rarity they are. Typically, I am travelling via washed away road, some deranged cult leader in pursuit, or I am forced to witness the morphing of loved ones into the Pillsbury doughboy... And the worst: teeth slowly and painfully becoming quite loosened, eventually falling out to my horror. HATE that one. Tell me it's financial stress, and so I hear, but I tell you, it is pure vanity that has me waking in a cold sweat after that one.

So. I'm going to floss for a while. Then I'm hoping that my happy place can make some sort of deal with my subconscious. I certainly hope so. If nothing else, give me a "mute" button. Not that I'm giving up on my ideal, but eight hours of uninterrupted sleep would be an excellent consolation prize.