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February 15, 2005

Erotic Dreams

A gift!

I love life's simple pleasures, and it just doesn't get any better than this. More powerful than a fantasy, more uninhibited than sober love-making, this is a sin-loving, guilt-free, mood altering trip to behold.

Ah... I had fun last night, or this morning to be more specific.

Question. How do I make some sort of deal with my subconscious to allow more of these to surface? A rarity they are. Typically, I am travelling via washed away road, some deranged cult leader in pursuit, or I am forced to witness the morphing of loved ones into the Pillsbury doughboy... And the worst: teeth slowly and painfully becoming quite loosened, eventually falling out to my horror. HATE that one. Tell me it's financial stress, and so I hear, but I tell you, it is pure vanity that has me waking in a cold sweat after that one.

So. I'm going to floss for a while. Then I'm hoping that my happy place can make some sort of deal with my subconscious. I certainly hope so. If nothing else, give me a "mute" button. Not that I'm giving up on my ideal, but eight hours of uninterrupted sleep would be an excellent consolation prize.

posted by Key on 09:59 PM | Comments (3)

If you figure out how to do it, please share your secret with me. A good erotic dream is better than one of those where you can fly.

If you want to compare NIGHTMARES with me, I can blow your doors off with the crazy stuff I dream about.

Posted by: Acidman at February 16, 2005 12:09 AM

Oy!! Teeth loosening and falling out. It's one of my regulars.

Posted by: Jim -PRS at February 16, 2005 03:39 PM

That hunk with the ultimately bad teeth you blogged about has obviously bothered you. I suggest a warm oatmeal bath, then finding a stray wino with some loose 'uns you can tie to the doorknob for a quick slam.

But that is only a thought. I DO have a degree in behavioral science, though, and I didn't even charge for this advice.

Posted by: Velociman at February 16, 2005 09:33 PM
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