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April 20, 2005

Excuses, Excuses...

I have had a blogmeet summary started (but living in limbo in draft mode) since Monday.

The past couple of days, however, have been miserable due to a trip I decided to take to visit my tile floor. I was in a rolling chair at the time, and I'm sure the acrobatics would have been humorous had I not busted my head, neck, elbow and back.

So, there you have it.... First, I am a half-assed attendee, and then afterward, I can't even pull my dizzy head out my busted ass long enough to blog about it.

Exhibit "A," the elbow:

posted by Key on 05:52 PM | Comments (15)

Good Lord, woman!

That looks terrible, but I hope that's the worst of your injuries.

It was great to finally meet you!

I don't know about you being a "half-assed" anything...there was at least one blogger there who rarely moved from one sedentary position...I do believe you made the rounds quite nicely.

; )

Posted by: Christina at April 20, 2005 08:28 PM


I hope that clears up quickly! Someday John and I will get to a blogmeet and meet you!

Posted by: Beth at April 20, 2005 08:56 PM

I was going to say just ouch! but I was beat to the draw. If its any consolation the kids at school stepped on my toes knocked chairs into my shin and any general tried to hurt me today but I lived. Sure wish I could spell. ga

Posted by: georgia at April 20, 2005 09:12 PM

Great Googly Moogly!

I bet the string of expletives that followed was quite impressive LOL.

Posted by: Chablis at April 20, 2005 10:14 PM

Ooooo...that HURTS!

Sorry Key, but you shouldna' did like me an' had that Artillery Punch.

I've seen you in person, and you're MUCH better lookin' than your elbow is right now.

I wouldn't even kiss that elbow to make it all better...unless you were under 10 years old and related to me, which you aren't.

You DO have my sympathy and wishes for a speedy recovery. I had a knee like that once - and I really do "feel your pain".

Regards from Old Wierd Ward!

Posted by: Ward at April 20, 2005 10:29 PM

Sweet !!! Is that really your elbow? Damn!

Posted by: Sam at April 20, 2005 11:31 PM

Look...it was really great to see you in Jekyll and I truly enjoyed talking with you. You're a great person and a load of fun, too. However, I'm getting damn tired of coming here and typing "get well soon" at the end of every post.

But get well soon. Sheeeeeeeesh! ;-)

Posted by: zonker at April 21, 2005 12:19 AM

If Shrek has started hitting you, it's time to leave.

Posted by: Rader at April 21, 2005 08:59 AM

Dang woman! That made my arm hurt just to look at that.

Posted by: WarWagon at April 21, 2005 10:22 AM

Good gawd woman! That looks like it had to really hurt! I hope it gets better soon.

Don't feel bad about not posting about the blog meet. I have been trying to get a post up for the last couple of days but real life keeps getting in the way.

Take it easy Key...I hope it's not too painful. Should I come up and cook for you this weekend? I'll even clean your house but I draw the line at doing the windows.

Posted by: Moogie at April 21, 2005 01:14 PM

You need to put some meat on that.

Posted by: Velociman at April 21, 2005 06:55 PM

Thanks for the love guys; - even yours Zonk! - you'll be pleased to know that the technicolor elbow is healing nicely (even without the aid of a brontosaurus chop). Still ugly, but the pain is now tolerable.

(Can't blame this one on Shrek, I'm going for faulty chair, as my issues with grace cannot possibly be an option.)

Posted by: Key at April 22, 2005 05:47 PM

.. ouch.. you need to be careful, Key..

Posted by: Eric at April 23, 2005 11:41 AM


Here's to healing nicely...

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