Key Issues

I'm sorry, baby. Everybody's over at my place.

It's Spring.

People have better things to do OUTSIDE than to be inside sitting at a computer.

Or better things to do INSIDE that are associated with Spring but do NOT involve a computer... or if they do, it's too kinky for most.
;-)

When all else fails, write something snarky and amusing about a celebrity. That usually gets the juices flowing again...

I just compared your sitemeter from today to mine, and mine's bigger. HA! IN YOUR FACE!

Uh, wait, what I meant to say was, uh, nice blog...and stuff. Forget about all that other stuff. I don't know what I was thinking.

Sorry.

LOL, damn Bane, I HAVE gotten pathetic. Heh... ; )

You know, we can't talk back and forth too much, or 'you know who' will accuse us of having a chatroom.

Regardless, I suspect most of my extraordinary (for me) traffic today must be my new trolls, sniffing around.

Of course, I've also put up some boobies, so who knows.

And I don't think the pathetic shoe fits on you. There is another 'princess' right now who claims that title, though that's not for me to judge, so I'll just shut up now.

That's what happens when you don't like to be the butt of all jokes anymore. You got just what you wanted.

Wait...did you just say that you are going to WRITE MORE? Isn't using the name Key and the term "writing more" something of an oxymoron? A welcome one mind you.... ;)

Hm...a little purple...a sexy, big-boobed lady i the corner...a littel full here..a little fluff there and you'll be dragging them away from Vman's site before you know it.