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August 16, 2005

A Study In Advertising

First, how can you save me money on my car insurance after you've spent a MINT on advertising? Although, I'll admit, it DEFINITELY puts things in perspective. World's smallest house, work out equipment, hair tonic, camp wear, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, all of those things are GREAT... but they won't save me a fucking DIME on my car insurance!

Reminding America what really matters, that ad campaign was money well spent, fucking genius.

On a positive note, I am loving Coke revisiting the 80s. It's about time something from my childhood musters a warm fuzzy. I'd like to buy the world a Coke. And as soon as I've done enough butterflies to pull it off, I'm gonna sport one of those "Have a Coke and a Smile" mini tees. Vive la 80's!

Last but not least, why on earth would I want Lance in my pants? I mean... Is he hot or what?

posted by Key on 05:03 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

I'm obviously missing more than a few things by not being exposed to US commercials.

Instead, I'm getting ads for the Iraq national telephone service with some song sung in Arabic which sounds nice, but I have no idea what it says, despite the computer-morphed imagery of one viewpoint to another of folks using their cell phones in a nice, stable city that doesn't resemble any photos I've ever see of Baghdad...

Oh, the joys of CNN International.

Posted by: Jack at August 16, 2005 05:25 PM

Aw heck...I'm just gonna go ahead and say it...some of us guys, well..."we likes the mini tees".

I say...go for it. Warm, fuzzy, or whatever.

You said it...not me. Hehhehheh!

Forget the laps, you're good to go.

Posted by: Sam at August 18, 2005 01:07 AM
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