August 16, 2005
Ukay, ukay, ukay...
In my defense, when I joked with the friskin' man about packing a semi-automatic, I didn't know we'd be taking off behind Airforce One:
I lay in the lap of the Blightess to get a decent view, while she cursed the bitches on standby for taking their sweet time boarding, allowing the POTUS to get ahead of us in line.
What can I say? Them bitchez was slow. More concerned about looking cute than getting to the Easy. Supremely irritating, considering ALL I was thinking about was getting to the Easy!
Thank God the POTUS took off with as little fuss as he did. Otherwise, I'd be stuck with my vow to vote Democratic next time if he made us too late...
Posted by: Kelley at August 16, 2005 09:37 PMThose stand-by bitches were pretty hot, though. Tough call going up to you ladies' row to watch McChimpy. I was gonna buy drinks.
Posted by: Velociman at August 16, 2005 10:05 PMThe prez was there? I was so involved in a delightful conversation with Methuselah's sister that I didn't have time to notice anything else.
Posted by: zonker at August 17, 2005 07:40 AMCome on Zonk...it was light out...
Posted by: Sam at August 18, 2005 12:56 AM
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