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September 27, 2005


Because it's OKAY to profile, if I include myself, riiight?

Blogger Profile:

I. ADHD (What were you saying?)
II. Self-absorbed (Nevermind that. What was I saying?)
III. Procrastinator (Hi, I'm Key. It's been five days since my last post...)
IV. Pigheaded Approach
------A. Yes, I know there is html code for outlining.
------B. IMHO, it all fucking sucks.
V. Ego
------A. Too sexy for my home page.
------B. Too sexy for my readership.
------C. Too sexy for my blogroll.
------D. Too sexy to be Site-metered.
VI. Delusional
------A. Our intelligence is not only atypical, it is irresistible.
------B. Our opinions are second only to Scripture, and that's showing humility.
------C. We are going to take over the world.
VII. Esoteric
------A. Nobody else gets us.
------B. Nobody else partays like us.
------C. We are socially lazy misfits.

...Or maybe that's just me.

posted by Key on 09:22 PM | Comments (8) | TrackBack (1)
ยป Velociworld links with: BUSTED

"VII. Esoteric"
D. Nobody else will play with us if we take that pork chop necklace off our neck...

Posted by: RedNeck at September 27, 2005 09:38 PM

I don't get it. Put me down for "It all fucking sucks" and "I'm too sexy for my readership". Covers my bases.

Posted by: Velocigod at September 27, 2005 09:39 PM

This is about me isn't it? How do you know me so well? You do like me tho right? Oh you must love me! Everyone loves me! It's all about me! LOL

Posted by: livey at September 28, 2005 11:27 AM

Does this mean you've been reading my blog??

Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at September 28, 2005 04:15 PM

.. my rubberneckers are too sexy for my home page... but they keep coming back... pity hits, I guess..

Posted by: Eric at September 29, 2005 08:29 AM

Busted, indeed. Guilty on (probably) all counts.

Now, excuse me whilst I go procrastinate.

Posted by: Elisson at September 29, 2005 09:45 AM

I. Don't care.
II. Damned straight.
III. Procrastination be damned. It's MY blog - I write when and as I please.
IV A & B - Pigheaded? Me? Nahhh... I'm perfect.
V. My ego is healthy. Robustly so.
VI. It ain't delusional if it's true. About me - it IS true.
VII. A & C true. B remains to be seen - I hadda work until 9PM today, so Mrs. OWW had to take up my slack.

I trust a full report, in glorious living color, will be rendered.

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